The Best 61 Princes Jokes
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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?
She would be frantically scratching at the roof of her coffin.
why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone!
Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road?
She wasn't buckled in.
Princess Diana Jokes
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up
What did the princess say when she got to the ball?
garglgarglgarglgarglgargl
Princess Diana had dandruff.
Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
Like a princess
A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says "I'm going to treat you like a princess".
So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Inertia.
Why does Princess Peach keep Toad around?
He's a fungi to be with
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Princess Zelda won't have sex with me at will anymore.
I guess I'll Triforce next time.
What it Princess Zelda's favorite food?
Hot Links
Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?
Because it was Chewy
Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?
She was looking in Alderaan places.
Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident?
She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood
Princess Diana goes to heaven...
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?
The dashboard.
what is the disease that killed princes diana?
Car pole tunnel syndrome
Why did princess Diana cross the street?
Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
Princess Diana and Mother Theresa are in Heaven
when Mother Theresa notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than she does.
She asks God, "Why does the Princess Diana get a bigger halo than me, she was a great person but I helped so many more people. I should at least have the same size halo as her"
God replies, "That's not a halo, it's a steering wheel"
What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?
Because the Nerf hurt her.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She didn't wear a seatbelt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.
She's all over the dashboard!
How does Princess Leia like her showers?
Lukewarm.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Momentum.
What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common?
Both come from France in a wooden box.
Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died.
And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...
She was a princess, He? a prince
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
All night long, it was
Honor, and Offer.
How do princes and princesses rent castles?
Heirbnb.
Why did the princess cross the road?
She forgot to wear her seatbelt
What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song?
Ewok this way.
Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis?
Because he was her only Pope.
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn't Hang Solow
Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common
Both their greatest hits was the wall
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?
Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"
When Princess Meghan confronted Prince Harry about spending their wedding evening polishing his plate mail...
Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"
If kings are in charge of kingdoms, emperors are in charge of empires, and princes are in charge of principalities....
....then who is in charge of a country?
You've never seen The Princess Bride?
Inconceivable!
When Princess Diana Died in the car crash it was all over the radio....
The steering wheel, dashboard, etc.
Why did Princess Peach dump Mario for Toad?
Because he just wasn't as much of a fun guy.
Princess Buttercup and Wesley were never able to have children
She was inconceivable.
What did Princess Toadstool say to Donald Trump?
IMPEACH.
Why didn't princess Diana carry any cash?
Who would like their purse to be full with pictures of their mother-in-law?
Why did Princess Leia refuse a threesome ?
Because she preferred Han SOLO.
Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke)
Darth Braider
(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)
What would princess Diana...
...be doing, if she was still alive today?
Scratching her coffin and screaming.
How are Princess Diana, Dale Earnhardt, and Pink Floyd related?
Their last greatest hit was The Wall.
Why didn't Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad?
He lacks Shrek's appeal
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Both of their biggest hits is 'The Wall'
What's Princess Leia's favourite song?
Riding solo - Jason Derulo
Just saw a couple of Arab princes having a fight.
They were having a Sheik up
Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
Why did princess peach choke?
Mario came down the wrong pipe
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox
Mother Theresa goes to Heaven
Mother Theresa walks through the pearly gates and sees princes Diana. She asks the angel Gabriel..."Hey...I spent my whole life working to help others...why does Diana have a halo and I dont?" Gabriel answers..."That's not a halo...that's a steering wheel"
Too soon?
The Princess Bride
Cary Elwes walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Oh, wow! 'Princess Bride' is one of my favorite movies," the bartender gushes. "Can you tell me any of the behind the scenes secrets?" "Well a little known fact is that they almost made a sequel. But they scrapped it because Wesley and Buttercup were unable to have children," Elwes said. "She was inconceivable."
Why did Princess Peach choose Toad?
Because he seemed like such a fungi
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