The Best 77 Prince Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prince jokes. There are some prince duke jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prince prince andrew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prince Jokes and Puns

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.

What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?

She would be frantically scratching at the roof of her coffin.

Prince joke, What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?

why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone!

Princess Diana Jokes

What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.

How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.

Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.

How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.

What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.

Yes I am a horrible person wow.


Can you Imagine?


Can you imagine stuffing pictures of your grandmother in a strippers G string?

Imagine you are Prince Harry

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seat-belt.

Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up

Prince joke, Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Regal Proceedings

If I was royalty, I would have a kid and call him Artist as a publicity stunt, before conceding to the pressure of public outcry, and renaming him something more regal.

So he may forever become known as The Prince Formerly Known As Artist.

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What do you get if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip?

killed in a french tunnel.

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Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?

To go to the grand opening.

Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers?

To get to the royal ball.

Princess Diana had dandruff.

Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

Like a princess

A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says "I'm going to treat you like a princess".

So they jump in his Mercedes and he drives into a wall.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Inertia.

A young Saudi prince studying abroad...

A young Saudi prince studying abroad receives a call from his father asking him if everything is alright.
He tells his dad that he is feeling ashamed that everyday he goes to college in his brand new Lamborghini while all the other students take the train.
His father replies: "I understand your shame son, take this 2 billion dollars and buy yourself a train".

Prince joke, A young Saudi prince studying abroad...

Princess Zelda won't have sex with me at will anymore.

I guess I'll Triforce next time.

What it Princess Zelda's favorite food?

Hot Links

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy


Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident?

She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood

A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England

He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"

Did you hear about Prince?

Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince.

If Prince is dead then...

Is his music now "royalty-free"?

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails?

The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.

A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom.

Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She didn't wear a seatbelt.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime

Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.

She's all over the dashboard!

A wise Nigerian prince once said…

"I think, therefore I scam."

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Momentum.

Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…

St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.

Chris: Like who?

St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.

Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.

St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.

Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died.

And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...

My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...

...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.

She was a princess, He? a prince

She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
All night long, it was
Honor, and Offer.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Killed in an automobile accident.

Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club

Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

Nigerian Fishing

Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for the day.

Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll immediately turn into a prince and start emailing people.

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn't Hang Solow

Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common

Both their greatest hits was the wall

What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen?

Killed in a tunnel

If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!

1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies

2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies

2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.

Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day.

Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.

What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?

Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"

Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:

"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every billΒ has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

I once paid $20.00 to see Prince perform

But I partied like it was $19.99

You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince

But apparently only seven before you're banned from that stuck-up aquarium

Give a Nigerian a fish, he will eat for a day,

Teach a Nigerian how to phish and he will be a prince for the rest of his life.

Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke)

Darth Braider



(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)

If Prince Zuko worries about about where the avatar is

Does he have Aangxiety?

What's Princess Leia's favourite song?

Riding solo - Jason Derulo

BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.

In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...

What is the difference between a prince, a bald headed man, a monkey and an orphan?

The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.

Is Prince Andrew worried about his current situation?

No, he isn't sweating it at all.

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.

And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

Here's a joke for English and irish

So 3 people go to the middle East, a German a English and a irish. They get captured and sent to a Prince, the Prince gives them each one wish and 20 whips to the back. The German goes first and asks for a pillow on his back, he gets the pillow and the whips but it doesn't work. Next is the English he asks for two pillows and again it shreds throgh them. Next is the Irish, the prince's wife grants him one more since she likes his people. The Irish man first asks for 100 whips, and for the English guy to be strapped to his back.

Once, a prince..

..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"

The farmer replied, "No, but

.
.
My father used to work in the palace"

P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)

Did you hear about the prince who caught Covid from his father?

He was next in line to be Coronated.

in the UK when you turn 100 you get a letter from the queen

and when you're 13 you get a text from prince Andrew

Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day

Teach a man to phish and he will start emailing people telling them he's a Nigerian Prince

What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?

Murdered in a tunnel in France

After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income.

He's the Artist formerly known as Prince.

Poor Prince Phillip...

99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.

DmX meets Prince Phillip at the pearly gates

DMX meets Prince Phillip at the Pearly Gates after DMX dies at 50 years old.

Prince Phillip scoffs at him. "50?!".

DMX says "Nah man, you got me confused with that other rapper."

The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"

"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".

Why did princess peach choke?

Mario came down the wrong pipe

How come the Fresh Prince was able to craft a sword?

He's a black Smith.

What is it called when the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air tells a lie?

Will's myth.

What's prince zukos favorite video game?

Dishonored

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox

What do you call a prince who made a mistake?

A heirror

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close

It's not honorary, it's a warning.

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