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Have a laugh at a collection of hilarious Prince jokes! From puns about Prince Charming and Prince Albert, to gags about Prince Edward Island and Prince Albert piercings, you won't be able to resist the Queen of Laughs. Get the party started with these classic Jimi-worthy jokes!
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- In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.
- Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.
- All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
- The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her. So it makes sense that they've been given to Prince Andrew.
- Poor Prince Phillip... 99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
- Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
- Did you hear about the prince who caught Covid from his father? He was next in line to be Coronated.
- Prince Andrew is going to inherit The Queen's Corgis. Makes sense with his experience in grooming.
- She was a princess, He? a prince She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
All night long, it was
Honor, and Offer. - What happens if you cross Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Phillip? You die in a car accident in Paris.
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Prince One Liners
Which prince one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prince? I can suggest the ones about royal and emperor.
- Prince Andrew didn't kill himself! Sorry, just practicing it
- I bought Prince's greatest hits the other day for £20. But I partied like it was £19.99
- Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince.
- I once paid $20.00 to see Prince perform But I partied like it was $19.99
- What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen? Killed in a tunnel
- A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."
- If Prince Zuko worries about about where the avatar is Does he have Aangxiety?
- If Prince is dead then... Is his music now "royalty-free"?
- Is prince andrew worried about his current situation? No, he isn't sweating it at all.
- what is the disease that killed princes diana? Car pole tunnel syndrome
- What is it called when the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air tells a lie? Will's myth.
- What's prince zukos favorite video game? Dishonored
- Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired.
- Did you hear about what happened to the austrian prince? He got serbed
- What do you call a royal pig that is falling asleep? Prince Nodding Ham
Prince Harry Jokes
Here is a list of funny prince harry jokes and even better prince harry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the royal family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income. He's the Artist formerly known as Prince.
- We sent prince harry to Afghanistan. Because when you want to teach them about democracy, you send them a prince. ...to shoot at them from a helicopter.
- Prince Harry's bachelor party had to be pretty awkward. He was putting pictures of his grandma in a strippers G string.
- Megan and Harry's future child If Harry and Megan had a boy and named him "Artist" then changed his name he would be
The prince formerly known as Artist - Prince Harry goes up to William at the wedding and says Have you seen Dad ? William replies He wasn't invited mate, but mines over there dancing with Camilla .
- Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore? Severus Package
- With Prince Harry and meghan markle getting engaged, it's great to progress past old prejudices. Fair play to her for agreeing to marry a ginger.
- Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public. He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.
- Megan Markle's dad won't be at her wedding, so she asked Harry's dad to walk her down the aisle. Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead.
- If Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a baby boy They should call him Terry
Prince Charles Jokes
Here is a list of funny prince charles jokes and even better prince charles puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles? She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.
- What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen.
- Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon? Indiana.
- What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia? One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.
- Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley? Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
- What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail
- I have a pet whale His name is Charles, he is the Prince of Whales.
- Isn't it wonderful seeing Prince Charles getting crowned king At the tender young age of 127
- Why did Prince Charles stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for a royal flush.
Prince Andrew Jokes
Here is a list of funny prince andrew jokes and even better prince andrew puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close It's not honorary, it's a warning.
- Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
- I used to think I was bad at dating in high school as I never had a girlfriend. Prince Andrew must have been way worse, he was 45 when he got a high school girlfriend!
- I'm not sure why all the fuss about Prince Andrew It seems to be a pretty minor affair...
- Prince Andrew was asked if he is worried about being held accountable for what he did... "No sweat"
- I have no doubt Prince Andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without any consequences No sweat
- Why did Prince Andrew stop grooming the Corgi's? He found out they were 18 in dog years
- The Queen has given Andrew a new title... The Nobody Formerly Known as Prince.
- The Royal Family are going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like Just putting the feeler out
- Prince Andrew "terribly sorry" to Jeffrey Epstein that he can't have contact with him anymore.
Fresh Prince Jokes
Here is a list of funny fresh prince jokes and even better fresh prince puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the police find after dusting Chris Rocks face after the show? Fresh Prince
- How come the Fresh Prince was able to craft a sword? He's a black Smith.
- What should you do if you see the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on the opposite team in 'Titanfall'? Fire at Will.
- What do you call the new guy in heaven? The Fresh Prince
- The Fresh Prince "Alright, that will be $157,382", said the taxi driver,
after taking Will Smith from West Philadelphia to Bel Air. - If the Beast got Febreeze for his lady's room... ...would that make him the Fresh Prince of Belle's Air?
- What is Indonesia's favourite Fresh Prince Song? Boom, Shake the Room@
- If the Fresh Prince owned an airline, what would it be called? BelAir
Prince Charming Jokes
Here is a list of funny prince charming jokes and even better prince charming puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bill Cosby runs into prince charming at the bar Cosby says: Son, you can live happily ever after, but only if you don't kiss her.
- Prince Charming: I will awaken her with love's sweet ki-- Sleeping Beauty: five more minutes
- Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince
but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince
Heartwarming Prince Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about prince you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean palace jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prince pranks.
How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
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Princess Diana Jokes
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can c**....
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
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Can you Imagine?
Can you imagine stuffing pictures of your grandmother in a strippers G string?
Imagine you are Prince Harry
Regal Proceedings
If I was royalty, I would have a kid and call him Artist as a publicity stunt, before conceding to the pressure of public outcry, and renaming him something more regal.
So he may forever become known as The Prince Formerly Known As Artist.
What did the princess say when she got to the ball?
garglgarglgarglgarglgargl
Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking?
To go to the grand opening.
Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers?
To get to the royal ball.
No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince
His white horse has ended up in the lasagna
Like a princess
A man takes his girlfriend out on a date, and as they are leaving he says "I'm going to treat you like a princess".
So they jump in his mercedes and he drives into a wall.
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Princess zelda won't have s**... with me at will anymore.
I guess I'll Triforce next time.
What it Princess Zelda's favorite food?
Hot Links
What do you call a white Arab prince?
A milk sheikh
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Why did Princess Leia spit and not s**...?
Because it was Chewy
Princess Diana goes to heaven...
Princess Diana goes to heaven and meets St. Peter. He says to her: Here in heaven we are all equal, so you need to take off the crown. She replies: This is not a crown, it's a rim
What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?
The dashboard.
A Saudi Arabian prince is going to college in England
He texts his father,
"Dad, I feel weird driving my Lamborghini to school when all my classmates take a train"
His father replies;
"Son, I have transferred 500 million dollars into your account. Go out and buy a train and stop embarrassing this family"
The Rock and Roll Hierarchy has fallen
The King has left the building, Queen has bit the dust, and now the doves cry for their Prince.
So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift.
Well, he was obviously coming down with something.
As a mark of respect to Prince...
The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid.
I for one intend to party like it's £19.99.
Prince's housekeeper of 30 years was offered a job as a crime scene investigator.
She was considered highly qualified due to her decades of experience dusting for Prince.
Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?
She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.
Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince?
Hillary Clinton.
What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?
Wanna go phishing?
What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails?
The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.
A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom.
Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.
So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr.
She's all over the dashboard!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Momentum.
What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common?
Both come from France in a wooden box.
Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…
St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.
Princess Dianna was on the radio the night she died.
And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the windshield...
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My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince...
...So I slit his t**... while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.
Spam in the Middle Ages
A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:
"Get your sword forged for cheap"
So theres a rich arabian prince driving through a foreign country and he's passing through some farmland and sees a farmer leaning on a post so he decides to stop and have a chat.
Is this your land? He asks the farmer. Yep, from that post down to the river. Responds the farmer. The prince smiles and says, on my land i can get in my car and drive the whole day and not see the other side! And the farmer says:
Yeah i had a car like that once.
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Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a s**... club
Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra
I found a bar that only plays songs by Prince, but you can drink as much as you like, all night, for $20.
I'm gonna party like it's $19.99
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Why does Princess Leia keep her hair t**... in buns?
So it doesn't Hang Solow
If Liverpool wins, somebody warn the Pope!
1981:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2005:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool wins the Champions League
3. The Pope dies
2018:
1. A British prince gets married
2. Liverpool is in the Champions League's final
3.
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Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day.
Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
What would Princess Diana be doing if she was alive today?
Shouting "Get me out of this coffin!"
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:
"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering
She wasn't Aladdin.
Trump meets the Queen
So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.
Queen:' Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so on'
Donald:' I rule the USA, what does that make me'
Queen: that's a country, that makes you a ....
I've just been scammed by a Nigerian Prince
His version of Purple Rain was abysmal.
Cinderella's dress
Cinderella's dress must have been very revealing if the prince looked at her all evening without being able to remember her face.
Princess Buttercup and Wesley were never able to have children
She was inconceivable.
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince
But apparently only seven before you're banned from that stuck-up aquarium
Prince Philip had a car accident and his Range Rover was written off.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it
Who Did Princess Leia's Hair? (My daughter's joke)
Darth Braider
(I know, I know. She's a kid though. Lol)
What's Princess Leia's favourite song?
Riding solo - Jason Derulo
BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.
In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...
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What is the difference between a prince, a bald headed man, a monkey and an orphan?
The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.
Here's a joke for English and irish
So 3 people go to the middle East, a German a English and a irish. They get captured and sent to a Prince, the Prince gives them each one wish and 20 whips to the back. The German goes first and asks for a pillow on his back, he gets the pillow and the whips but it doesn't work. Next is the English he asks for two pillows and again it shreds throgh them. Next is the Irish, the prince's wife grants him one more since she likes his people. The Irish man first asks for 100 whips, and for the English guy to be strapped to his back.
Once, a prince..
..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"
The farmer replied, "No, but
.
.
My father used to work in the palace"
P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)
Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han?
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
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Meghan may face some akward times with the Royal Family at the f**... of Prince Philip
But luckily, black is generally accepted at funerals.
DmX meets Prince Phillip at the pearly gates
DMX meets Prince Phillip at the Pearly Gates after DMX dies at 50 years old.
Prince Phillip scoffs at him. "50?!".
DMX says "Nah man, you got me confused with that other rapper."
The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh
The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".
Snow White and Prince Charming in Divorce Court
Judge: So, you want a divorce because your wife is too moody?
Prince: No, I said that last night I came home and she was feeling Happy, and then she was feeling Grumpy, then she was feeling Bashful, then she was feeling Sleepy…
Prince William is visiting Kelmscott, Western Australia
The local media can't help but notice the prince's unusual head wear. It's a Davy Crocket style hat made entirely from fox fur, complete with a tail. A reporter speaks up. "Welcome to Kelmscott Your Royal Highness. If you don't mind me asking, why have you chosen to wear that particular hat today"? The Prince responded "Well, I told Daddy over the telephone this morning that I was visiting a small town called Kelmscott and he immediately replied, Kelmscott? Wear the fox hat"
