The Best 27 Prince Harry Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Prince Harry Jokes and Puns

Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club

Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

I can't believe Prince Harry, who's British royalty, is marrying African American actress Meghan Markle. Why would someone that rich and famous marry an obviously inferior genetic specimen? It's just unthinkable.

Though I suppose if Meghan wants to marry a ginger, it's none of my business.

Can you Imagine?

Can you imagine stuffing pictures of your grandmother in a strippers G string?

Imagine you are Prince Harry

Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:

"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income.

He's the Artist formerly known as Prince.

We sent prince harry to Afghanistan. Because when you want to teach them about democracy, you send them a prince. shoot at them from a helicopter.

When Princess Meghan confronted Prince Harry about spending their wedding evening polishing his plate mail...

Harry said, "What!? You told me, all you ever wanted was a night in, shining armour!"

Prince Harry's bachelor party had to be pretty awkward.

He was putting pictures of his grandma in a strippers G string.

Megan and Harry's future child

If Harry and Megan had a boy and named him "Artist" then changed his name he would be
The prince formerly known as Artist

The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of pubic wigs in Sarkel, Russia

...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"

Prince Harry goes up to William at the wedding and says Have you seen Dad ?

William replies He wasn't invited mate, but mines over there dancing with Camilla .

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Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?

Severus Package

With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle getting engaged, it's great to progress past old prejudices.

Fair play to her for agreeing to marry a ginger.

So Prince Harry's father doesn't care about the naked photos of him released.

But Prince Charles is fuming.

Ouch! Meghan slapped Prince Harry in public.

He says that if she does it again, the Empire strikes back.

If Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a baby boy

They should call him Terry

What do you call it when Prince Harry beats his wife?

The Empire Strikes Black

Congratulations to Prince Harry on losing his virginity

circa AD 2000. It's never too late to celebrate!

Megan Markle's dad won't be at her wedding, so she asked Harry's dad to walk her down the aisle.

Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead.

What will Prince Harry do if he starts going bald?

He'll wear a raspberry toupee

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

He's thinking of his offspring. The Royal Bloodline will finally have some melanin.

Prince Harry will skip the royal family's annual pheasant shoot due to his wife Meghan's love of animals

Said the Queen, "You misunderstood, we're shooting peasants."

Prince Harry takes Meghan on a date. Who pays?

The taxpayers.

I've always thought : this is weird that Prince Harry loves rugby that much

I mean, his own mother was killed by a pillar

What did the Queen say when she heard about Prince Harry's plans to marry a bourgeois?

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

Prince Harry and Megan are having a baby!

The first royal jaffa!

What do call Prince Harry's mistress?

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