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  1. What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Murdered in a tunnel in France
  2. What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Killed in an automobile accident.
  3. What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles? She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.
  4. Old one but, your royal highness: What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?

    Killed in a tunnel
  5. What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia? One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.
  6. Megan Markle's dad won't be at her wedding, so she asked Harry's dad to walk her down the aisle. Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead.
  7. Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley? Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
  8. Isn't it wonderful seeing Prince Charles getting crowned king At the tender young age of 127
  9. So Prince Harry's father doesn't care about the n**... photos of him released. But Prince Charles is fuming.
  10. In 2006, James Dyson was knighted by Prince Charles for his efforts in business. Does that make him the ultimate s**...-up?

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  1. What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen? Killed in a tunnel
  2. What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen.
  3. Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon? Indiana.
  4. Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles? She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
  5. What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles? Heir mail
  6. I have a pet whale His name is Charles, he is the Prince of Whales.
  7. Why did Prince Charles stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for a royal flush.

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The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"
"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".

The Queen and Prince Charles

The Queen and Prince Charles are enjoying a cup of tea when there's suddenly a knock on the door. The Queen goes to open it and it's the Death standing on the other side.
So the Queen shouts loudly: "Hey Charles, it's for you."

King Charles has authorised a new Royal Ceremony that the Guards regiments will perform anytime that Prince Harry is in the country.

It will be called "The Changing of the Locks"

(with thanks to Matt, of the Daily Telegraph)

It would be terribly hard to be Prince Charles.

Whenever he buys a c**..., he needs to give a picture of his mother.

The Royal Honeymoon.

On the day of her wedding to Prince William, Catherine gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Catherine's feet are in agony.
The rest of the Royal Family crowds around the door to the bedroom and they hear grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually, they hear William say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispers Camilla to the Prince Charles, "I told you she was a v**...."
Then, to their surprise, they hear William say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," says the Prince Charles. "Once an Etonian, always an Etonian."