The Best 19 Prince Charles Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Prince Charles jokes. From his fashion sense to his love of corgis, there's plenty to poke fun at when it comes to the heir to the throne.

Top 10 Funniest Prince Charles Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and The Queen?

Killed in a tunnel

What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?

Murdered in a tunnel in France

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Killed in an automobile accident.

What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles?

She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.

The Prince of Wales and the Duke of Edinburgh

The recent death of the Duke of Edinburgh reminded me of the time that Prince Charles went to open a school in Brixton in London. The Prince's speech went well, but people were distracted by his headwear, which was a Davey Crockett-type hat made from fox fur, with the fox's tail hanging down at the back. After the ceremony the headmaster thanked Charles and said, "I couldn't help noticing what you were wearing on your head ...?"

"Ah yes", said Charles, "That was Daddy's idea. He asked where I was going today, then he said 'Brixton? Wear the fox hat'".


The Queen and Prince Charles

The Queen and Prince Charles are enjoying a cup of tea when there's suddenly a knock on the door. The Queen goes to open it and it's the Death standing on the other side.
So the Queen shouts loudly: "Hey Charles, it's for you."

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Old one but, your royal highness:

What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and the Queen?



Killed in a tunnel

So Prince Harry's father doesn't care about the naked photos of him released.

But Prince Charles is fuming.

Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon?

Indiana.

What is the difference between a chimpanzee with a baby, Prince Charles, and a person with alopecia?

One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Megan Markle's dad won't be at her wedding, so she asked Harry's dad to walk her down the aisle.

Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead.

It would be terribly hard to be Prince Charles.

Whenever he buys a condom, he needs to give a picture of his mother.

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

I have a pet whale

His name is Charles, he is the Prince of Whales.

In 2006, James Dyson was knighted by Prince Charles for his efforts in business.

Does that make him the ultimate suck-up?

Isn't it wonderful seeing Prince Charles getting crowned king

At the tender young age of 127


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