Prince Andrew Jokes

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1. In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.
2. The Queen always said her corgis were like children to her. So it makes sense that they've been given to Prince Andrew.
3. Prince Andrew is going to inherit The Queen's Corgis. Makes sense with his experience in grooming.
4. A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close It's not honorary, it's a warning.
5. Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.... Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve underage here."
6. I used to think I was bad at dating in high school as I never had a girlfriend. Prince Andrew must have been way worse, he was 45 when he got a high school girlfriend!
7. Prince Andrew was asked if he is worried about being held accountable for what he did... "No sweat"
8. I have no doubt Prince Andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without any consequences No sweat
9. The Royal Family are going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like Just putting the feeler out
10. Prince Andrew "terribly sorry" to Jeffrey Epstein that he can't have contact with him anymore.

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1. Prince Andrew didn't kill himself! Sorry, just practicing it
2. Is Prince Andrew worried about his current situation? No, he isn't sweating it at all.
3. I'm not sure why all the fuss about Prince Andrew It seems to be a pretty minor affair...
4. Why did Prince Andrew stop grooming the Corgi's? He found out they were 18 in dog years
5. The Queen has given Andrew a new title... The Nobody Formerly Known as Prince.
6. Official statement from Prince Andrew:
   I did not have sweaty relations with that girl
7. Prince Andrew, did you manage to handle that interview well? "Yeah, no sweat"
8. So sorry to hear about Prince Andrew’s sudden heart attack next month.
9. There are two sure things in life. Taxes. and that Epstein did not kill Himself.
10. What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common? ...They both shafted miners!

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