Prince Andrew Jokes

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I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave.

That sponger's never paid for anything in his life.

So sorry to hear about Prince Andrewโ€™s sudden heart attack next month.

Prince Andrew, did you manage to handle that interview well?

"Yeah, no sweat"

Prince Andrew has been named in a US sex lawsuit

I wonder how many kids received a royal bollocking.

Iโ€™ve only just noticed this hand.

โ€œIs it someone saying, โ€˜Youโ€™ll regret this photograph?โ€

Thatโ€™s Prince Andrewโ€™s hand!

Prince Andrew "terribly sorry" to Jeffrey Epstein that he can't have contact with him anymore.

Official statement from Prince Andrew:
I did not have sweaty relations with that girl

Prince Andrew has asked the Queen to relieve him of his royal duties.

Perhaps his mum could strip him of his royal title and his entitlements as well.

Kerry Katona thinks sheโ€™s no longer 'car crash of the century' following the Prince Andrew's interview !

Did you hear Prince Andrew is stepping back from his Royal Duties?

I guess he just wants to spend more time with the children.

What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?

...They both shafted miners!

What does Prince Andrew, Manchester United & the black eyed peas have in Common?

It all went to shit when fergie left.

The Irishman was amazing.

Long, but amazing. It wasnโ€™t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrewโ€™s like, โ€œCome on, Leo, mate. Youโ€™re nearly 50, son.โ€

Prince Andrew pretty soon will be getting his P45 and signing on for unemployment.

The chances of a 60 year old getting another job these days is slim to nil particularly with winter setting in.

Prince Andrew is The Queen's favourite son.

Which rather begs the question, what the fuck have the others been getting up to

What do Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew and D. Trump have in common?

Besides having low hanging fruits, they know Epstein was murdered.

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