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I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave.

That sponger's never paid for anything in his life.

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Prince Andrew is The Queen's favourite son.

Which rather begs the question, what the fuck have the others been getting up to

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Official statement from Prince Andrew:
I did not have sweaty relations with that girl

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Prince Andrew has been named in a US sex lawsuit

I wonder how many kids received a royal bollocking.

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Prince Andrew has asked the Queen to relieve him of his royal duties.

Perhaps his mum could strip him of his royal title and his entitlements as well.

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Did you hear Prince Andrew is stepping back from his Royal Duties?

I guess he just wants to spend more time with the children.

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What does Prince Andrew, Manchester United & the black eyed peas have in Common?

It all went to shit when fergie left.

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The Irishman was amazing.

Long, but amazing. It wasnโ€™t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrewโ€™s like, โ€œCome on, Leo, mate. Youโ€™re nearly 50, son.โ€

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Prince Andrew "terribly sorry" to Jeffrey Epstein that he can't have contact with him anymore.

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What would you call it if you found Prince Harry buggering Prince Andrew?

Putting the heir in the spare.

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What do Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew and D. Trump have in common?

Besides having low hanging fruits, they know Epstein was murdered.

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Prince Andrew pretty soon will be getting his P45 and signing on for unemployment.

The chances of a 60 year old getting another job these days is slim to nil particularly with winter setting in.

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Kerry Katona thinks sheโ€™s no longer 'car crash of the century' following the Prince Andrew's interview !

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So sorry to hear about Prince Andrewโ€™s sudden heart attack next month.

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Prince Andrew, did you manage to handle that interview well?

"Yeah, no sweat"

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What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?

...They both shafted miners!

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Iโ€™ve only just noticed this hand.

โ€œIs it someone saying, โ€˜Youโ€™ll regret this photograph?โ€

Thatโ€™s Prince Andrewโ€™s hand!

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How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape?

One.

And one's friends.

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