The Best 24 Prince Andrew Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Prince Andrew Jokes and Puns

In Britain, when you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen.

And when you turn 16, you get a text from Prince Andrew.

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to Prince Andrew's Close

It's not honorary, it's a warning.

Is Prince Andrew worried about his current situation?

No, he isn't sweating it at all.

Prince Andrew joke, Is Prince Andrew worried about his current situation?

in the UK when you turn 100 you get a letter from the queen

and when you're 13 you get a text from prince Andrew

BREAKING NEWS: Ghislaine Maxwell, former on again / off again partner of Epstein, has been arrested by the FBI.

In other news, Prince Andrew has just suffered a heart attack, Bill Clinton has suddenly developed Alzheimer's, and all prison guards at Maxwell's detention centre have suddenly had to take long naps...


When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen

when you turn 13 you get a text from Prince Andrew.

I have no doubt Prince Andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without any consequences

No sweat

Prince Andrew joke, I have no doubt Prince Andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without

I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave.

That sponger's never paid for anything in his life.

What do Margaret Thatcher & Prince Andrew have in common?

...They both shafted miners!

Prince Andrew, did you manage to handle that interview well?

"Yeah, no sweat"

Did you hear Prince Andrew is stepping back from his Royal Duties?

I guess he just wants to spend more time with the children.

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Kerry Katona thinks she’s no longer 'car crash of the century' following the Prince Andrew's interview !

The Irishman was amazing.

Long, but amazing. It wasn’t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere, and by the end, his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew’s like, β€œCome on, Leo, mate. You’re nearly 50, son.”

How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape?

One.

And one's friends.

Prince Andrew has been named in a US sex lawsuit

I wonder how many kids received a royal bollocking.

I’ve only just noticed this hand.

β€œIs it someone saying, β€˜You’ll regret this photograph?”

That’s Prince Andrew’s hand!

Prince Andrew joke, I’ve only just noticed this hand.

What do Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew and D. Trump have in common?

Besides having low hanging fruits, they know Epstein was murdered.

What does Prince Andrew, Manchester United & the black eyed peas have in Common?

It all went to shit when fergie left.

Prince Andrew pretty soon will be getting his P45 and signing on for unemployment.

The chances of a 60 year old getting another job these days is slim to nil particularly with winter setting in.


Prince Andrew has asked the Queen to relieve him of his royal duties.

Perhaps his mum could strip him of his royal title and his entitlements as well.

Official statement from Prince Andrew:
I did not have sweaty relations with that girl

Prince Andrew "terribly sorry" to Jeffrey Epstein that he can't have contact with him anymore.

So sorry to hear about Prince Andrew’s sudden heart attack next month.

Prince Andrew is The Queen's favourite son.

Which rather begs the question, what the fuck have the others been getting up to

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