Primitive Jokes
15 primitive jokes and hilarious primitive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about primitive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Primitive Short Jokes
Short primitive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The primitive humour may include short primary jokes also.
- A programmer gets upset when he hears women shouldn't be objectified... He demands, "Are you suggesting women are primitives?"
- In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
- Why are animals so primitive? They don't want to ever reach a petabyte.
^((Haha PETA bad)) - People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution.
- What do I think about space engineering? Well my opinion is, primitively speaking: Oogabooga. Metal not fly
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Primitive One Liners
Which primitive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with primitive? I can suggest the ones about plural and dummy.
- What do you call a wandering primitive human? A meanderthal
The Funniest Primitive Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about primitive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean singular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make primitive pranks.
In the mid 1800s a primitive c**... was developed in New Zealand, made from a sheep intestine.
It wasn't until the early 1900s that it made it's way to Australia, where it was immediately improved by removing it from the sheep.
Black sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."
The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child.
The Albino and the Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.
The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"
The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Ok, ok, you no tell anyone, I no tell anyone."
An archeologist finds three coffins. The first two have ornate drawing of a person covering each of their front sides. The third one, however, possessed only a primitive sort of stick figure. Who did the archeologist think was buried in the last coffin?
The coffin painter
I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.
I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.
Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.
This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so give me your best!
Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
The Scientist, The Priest, and The Philosopher
A scientist, a priest, and a philosopher walk into a bar. The philosopher questions the nature of bars and thinks about how bars tie into our primitive human nature. The priest, almost intoxicated with a recent s**... on his head, considers the bar a gift from God and deems it an omen. The scientist, observing the results, ducks.
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals.
Everything around him was primitive, except of a latest model fire extinguisher.
"What's the fire extinguisher for?" the tourist wondered.
"It's for erasing the misspellings!"
