Prime Rib Jokes

Funniest Prime Rib Short Jokes

Short prime rib jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prime rib humour may include short ribs jokes also.

1. Just went to a bbq place.. Me: I'll have 6 ribs please
   Waiter: We only serve those in quantities of 3, 5, 7, or 13.
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   Turns out it was prime rib.
2. A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, "Beat it, guys!" "We don't serve food!"
3. Growing up my family always had prime rib Now in college I went to the store and bought one, how do you microwave it?
4. A foreign country's leader was cooking a small p**... of prime ribs While cooking, he stirred the p**.... It was a prime mini stir

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Prime Rib One Liners

Which prime rib one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prime rib? I can suggest the ones about broken rib and roast beef.

1. What is the first derivative of a cow? A prime rib.
2. what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib
3. What was served at the mathematicians' banquet? Angle hair pasta and prime rib.
4. What kind of ribs did Megatron have in mind? Prime.
5. What is the best food to order from Amazon? Prime Rib
6. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!
7. My son asked me if I ordered anything on prime day. I said "ribs"
8. What kind of meat isn't cuttable? Prime rib!
   *rimshot*
9. Why doesn't h**... like Prime Rib? Because he doesn't like Au Jus

Prime Rib Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about prime rib you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prime jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prime rib pranks.