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  1. The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation. This is not surprising. It is the end of May, after all.
  2. The ceo of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
  3. You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn't the Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudeau.
  4. king Charles has a realistic chance of breaking one of Queen Elizabeths most famous records: The record number of 15 prime ministers during her reign.
  5. The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
  6. The American President has challenged the british Prime Minister to a debate. Nobody knows what may happen.
    Trump may trump May or May may trump Trump.
  7. Who would win if the American President debated the British Prime Minister? After all, Trump may trump May, or May may trump Trump
  8. I just heard that the Swedish prime minister quit after just a few hours And I thought I was the only one who couldn't put together a swedish cabinet.
  9. When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying. It's Trudeau.
  10. If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.

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  1. CEO of IKEA is now the Prime Minister of Sweden He is currently assembling his cabinet.
  2. I heard a rumour about the canadian Prime Minister Not sure if it's Trudeau.
  3. I've heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name. Is this Trudeau?
  4. Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister. It's Trudeau.
  5. Some people don't think Justin is the prime minister of Canada. It's Trudeau
  6. The British Prime Minister resigned today. I guess the people lost their Truss.
  7. Jeff Bezos has never been the President of Amazon. Just the Prime Minister.
  8. What time did the Monster eat the prime minister? 8PM
  9. Why does it smell so bad in Moscow? The prime minister has been Putin since 1999
  10. Jeff Bezos is no longer the President of Amazon. But he's still the Prime Minister.
  11. Can you believe the Canadian prime minister's name isn't Trump? It's Trudeau...
  12. The Dutch ate their prime minister in 1672 They had a good taste in politics
  13. Church of Meat What do you call the leader of the Church of Meat?
    Prime Minister
  14. My friend would not believe Canada has a new prime minister It's Tru-deau.
  15. David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May.

New Prime Minister Jokes

Here is a list of funny new prime minister jokes and even better new prime minister puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Just found out that the boss of IKEA is the new Prime Minister of Sweden He's still assembling his new cabinet
  • Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!
  • Why did the prime minister think that Australia was save from the virus? They got new fire walls last year.
  • After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.... ...Picking up the phone, he spoke "Hebrew."
  • Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though.
  • Why did the UK have to get a new Prime Minister after Brexit? Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.
  • Today Australia has a new Prime Minister So it must be time to change the batteries in your smoke alarm
  • Justin Trudeau Is Canada's New Prime Minister Tru, deau I think I liked Harper Better

Uk Prime Minister Jokes

Here is a list of funny uk prime minister jokes and even better uk prime minister puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In a speech two days ago, Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she plans to delay Brexit, in the hopes that the UK leaves with her deal on 22 May May wants to leave at the end of May.

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The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

I'm thinking of running as the Prime Minister of Canada

Does anyone have any shoe polish I can borrow for Halloween?

People on a plane

Bill Gates, Tony Blair, an old man and a schoolchild are on a plane, when the pilot bursts out of the cabin
"The plane is about to c**..., and there are only four parachutes. And one of them is mine!"
The pilot jumps out of the plane with the parachute
Tony Blair stands up, grabs a parachute and says
"I was Prime Minister of the UK, I deserve to live!"
He jumps out of the plane
Bill Gates stands up and says
"I am the smartest man alive, I should survive"
He grabs a parachute and jumps out
The old man turns to the child and says
"There is only one parachute left, I am old and have lived my life, you take it"
The child replies
"No need, Bill Gates just jumped out with my backpack"

There's a plane crashing down...

On the plane are The President of the United States, The British Prime Minister, the smartest man in the world, a priest and a boy scout. The pilot announces over the intercom: "People, we regret to inform you that we are going to c**.... Fortunately, there are 6 parachutes available."
Before anyone can respond, the pilot and copilot dash out of the cabin, each grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The 5 passengers look at each other, realize there's only 4 parachutes left, then make a mad dash for them. A giant fight ensues as everyone struggles to grab a parachute.
The President snags one and declares, "I *must* live! I'm the President of the United States!" before jumping out of the plane.
The Prime Minister grabs a c**... and yells, "*I* must live! I'm the Prime Minister!"
The Smartest Man in the World and the boy scout get into a tussle, ending with the Smartest Man in the World shoving the boy scout to the floor. Hugging the parachute to his chest he yells, "I'm the Smartest Man in the World! It is imperative that I survive!" and leaps out the door.
The priest helps the boy scout to his feet. "You go ahead, son," he says, "Take the last parachute. I've made my peace."
"We can each have one, father," The boy scout says, shaking his head, "The Smartest Man in the World took my backpack."

Q & A with Ms Sonia Ghandi

Ms Sonia Ghandi is visiting a school. She goes to one class, gives a brief statement and says to the class full of rural children, "Ask me anything!"
So Pappu stands up. "Madam Sonia-ji, I have three questions. One, why are you not the prime minister of India; Two, who ordered the police to attack the peaceful demonstrators at Ramlila Maidan; Three, how much money do you have in your Swiss bank accounts."
Before Ms Ghandi can answer, the lunch bell rings. So after 30 mins the children and Ms Ghandi are back in the class. This time, Bubbly raises her hand. "Madam Sonia-ji, I have only questions. One, how did the lunch recess bell ring 40 minutes early; and Two, where is Pappu."

Australian soccer team bus c**...

Prime minister Tony Abbott was advised of an accident involving the Socceroos team bus. "Sir, the team is OK, but 6 Brazilian people were killed."
Obviously shaken up Tone took a minute to compose himself before asking "... Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana?

He re-peeled it.

The corrupt politician

When the prime minister of India came to meet Obama, he took him to his private residence. On gazing upon the opulence and luxury of Obama's home, the prime minister exclaimed "Your salary isn't enough to afford this! How do you do it?" Obama takes him to a window and says "Do you see that bridge out there?" The PM says "Yes."
Obama pats his pocket and says "10% mine"
Later on, Obama visits the Prime Minister in India and he is taken to his private residence. There, he sees that the PM lives in 10 times as much luxury as him. Dumbfounded, Obama exclaims "Your salary is even less than mine. How can you afford this?" The PM takes him to a window and says "Do you see that bridge out there?" Obama says "No."
The PM pats his pocket and says "100% mine."

The Israeli Prime Minister

I was Searching the Internet for some information about the Israeli Prime Minister, it seems he is Not-On-Yahoo.

What do you call a Cuban Prime Minister with a lot of attitude?

Fidel Sass-tro

What did the Deputy Prime Minister of Poland say to the lamp?

Hello? Is this thing on?

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

The President of the United States and the Prime minister of China are comparing their bodyguards.

The president orders his secret service agent to jump off a 40 foot platform. The agent heisitates and does so.
The prime minister immediately orders his bodyguard to do the same. The guard jumps without batting an eye.
The president, feeling a little defeated, orders his bodyguard to jump off a hundred foot platform. The agent turns to the president and, with teary eyes, pleads:"Mister president, please don't do this, I have a family!"
The president hesitates and retracts his order. The chinese minister snorts and orders the same to his body guard.The chinese bodyguard starts climbing without a second thought. The president grabs his arm and says, "Wait man, this is too much! You don't have to do this!"
The chinese bodygaurd shakes off his arm and says:"Mister president, please don't, I have family."

Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy

"As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything"- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today.

TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but...

...only the first part was Trudeau.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation?

Modi's operandi.

Did you hear about the monster who ate the prime minister?

It was at Eight PM

The prime minister of Japan finally decides to enact revenge on the US for hiroshima & Nagasaki.

He decides to nuke the r**... and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa

The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win...

Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls.

Who may become a Prime Minister?

Theresa may.

Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country

Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them.

What is the British Prime Minister's favourite shampoo?

Tresemme

How many Australian presidents been assassinated?

None -- they have prime ministers.

Can a woman be the prime minister?

Not normally but Theresa May

I didn't believe my friend when he told me who the Canadian Prime Minister was...

turns out it was Trudeau.

Statue of ex prime-minister David Cameron inappropriately touched by teen.

The case is proceeding under the grounds of Statue-tory r**....

As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century

But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

I've heard of Lawyers who mount a stag's head in their study, or Doctors who mount a lion's head in their dining room...

I guess I just don't see the problem with a British Prime Minister mounting a pig's head wherever he pleases.

A closeted gay man, An economic illiterate, A radical feminist, A self hating white, and A communist walk into bar.

The tender asks "Will that be Molson Prime Minister?"

What do the World Wide Web and the Prime Minister of Israel have in common?

They are both Net and Yahoo.

A local property owner is being charged after their 100-year-old oak fell and struck the son of the prime minister. They are deemed responsible for the accident after they failed to maintain the tree safely.

They were charged with 1 count of tree-son.

The Japanese Prime Minister formally protested after meeting Trump at the White House

Mr Trump treated Shinzo Abe to his trademark greeting, involving a muscular grasping of the hand and the subsequent pulling of the recipient towards him in a dominant way.
Mr Abe said, "What an awful y**.... And I didn't like the handshake either."

My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.

I know it's trudeau.

I'm in love

Guys I'm in love with the Canadian Prime Minister, they say he's the best. I wonder if it's Trudeau

Canadian Prime Minister

It's hard to believe that the Canadian Prime Minister is so hot, but it's Trudeau.

Why did the number 13 want to work for the church?

He was hoping that he could become a Prime Minister

Can you call the British PM a fool?

During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill a fool.
The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. "Are we living in a police state", they shouted, "where we cannot call the PM a fool"?
Churchill's reply was truly disarming - "The man was not arrested for calling the Prime Minister a fool", he said, "but for letting out a state secret at a time of war".

The US president debates the U.K. prime minister and no one knows who will win.

Trump may trump May, May may trump Trump

What's the difference between imitation bread and the Canadian prime minister?

One is fake dough, the other is Trudeau.

Why does the current Pakistani Prime Minister hate the Calibri font?

Because it is sans Sharif

The Israeli Prime Minister

I wanted to know the name of the Israeli Prime Minister. I had to use Google as it was not in yahoo.

What do you call a Prime minister in the morning

AM

Man 1 and man 2.

Man 1: Why is prime minister not seen in morning.
Man 2: Because he is PM not AM.

I met the Canadian prime minister the other day

I said, Justin I heard that your last name was a hilarious Pun.
Is it true doe?

A prime minister is a minister divisible by 1 and himself

(Ukrainian joke). Leaders of three countries discuss their economies and taxes.

US President says: we tax our people at roughly 30%, and what they do with the rest, is not of my business
UK prime minister says: we tax our people at 50%, and what they do with the rest is none of my business.
Ukrainian president says: we tax our people at 130%, and where they get the rest, is none of my business
This is a joke from the 1990s.

Why is google angry with the Prime Minister of Israel?

Because he prefers to browse the net in yahoo

True jokes

Malaysian politics.
Malaysian prime minister.
Malaysian election 2018
_now ready for downvotes

I still can't believe how they can say that the Canadian Prime Minister is good looking

I mean it's Trudeau.
I'm not gonna argue.

The queen asked the visiting Indian Prime Minister, "I hear Indian politicians are notoriously corupt and wealthy"

"Quite so," he said, "but none so brazen as to wear their loot on their head".

The president of the United States is going to debate the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Nobody is sure who is going to win. In other words...

Trump may trump May. May may trump Trump.

From former prime minister of Italy : Have you heard about the survey? They asked women aged between 20 and 30 whether they'd make love to Berlusconi."

"....33 percent of them said 'yes' and 67 percent said 'again?'

Does the Prime Minister of Canada tell lies?

Because everything he says would still be Trudeau.

When Canada was first unified, they realized they needed a name for this new country, so they decided to draw letters oot of a basket to name it.

The first prime minister went up on stage and started pulling letters and announcing them to the crowd. "C, eh?"..."N, eh?"..."D, eh?"

Did you hear about the Canadian Prime Ministers defenestration f**...?

He'll throw you Trudeaux's windows.

The Australian Prime Minister walks into a bar.

He wanders over to the bartender and... wait, he's not the Prime Minister anymore. The jokes doesn't work now. Sorry guys.

Did you hear about the 37 year old female minister?

She's Pastor Prime.

The Prime Minister was not happy about being woken up

What did the Prime Minister say when he was awoken early to news of an urgent matter that required his immediate attention?
Ugh. I'm the PM, not the AM.

Whats a rumor based on the Hungarian prime minister?

An Orban legend

What is a rumor about the Hungarian prime minister called?

An Orban legend

With a name like Trudeau, the Prime Minister of Canada missed out on being a great baker.

With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop

>Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians-

I got kicked out of a grammar class in Germany

I said there were less than 7 German Prime Ministers. Apparently, it's füerer.

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