Primate Jokes
10 primate jokes and hilarious primate puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about primate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Primate Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good primate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call people who don't believe in evolution?
Primate change deniers
In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar
which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic
Little Johnny is at the zoo with his mom when they end up at the primate exhibit and witness two monkeys having s**...
Johnny asks, "Mommy, what are those monkeys doing?"
His mom awkwardly responds "They're making a new baby monkey." and quickly rushes him off to another exhibit.
That night after they come home from the zoo, he hears noises from his parents room and opens the door to find them having s**.... He starts cheering unexpectedly. His parents, bewildered, ask him what he's celebrating about. Little Johnny says, "We're getting a baby monkey!"
What do you call a primate that loves fruit?
An orangeutan
What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?
Haram bae
Going to the zoo and being able to name only one primate?
That's a gibbon
Monkeys don't have s**......
they primate.
A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!!
What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?
Bruce Leemur!
What does primate meat taste like?
Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it.
Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?
Because he was a chim-p**...!
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