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10 primate jokes and hilarious primate puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about primate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly & Ridiculous Primate Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What is a good primate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do you call people who don't believe in evolution?

Primate change deniers

In the 2001 film "The Planet of the Apes" David Warner plays a primate named Senator Sandar

which means the whole planet is probably a Banana Republic

Little Johnny is at the zoo with his mom when they end up at the primate exhibit and witness two monkeys having s**...

Johnny asks, "Mommy, what are those monkeys doing?"
His mom awkwardly responds "They're making a new baby monkey." and quickly rushes him off to another exhibit.
That night after they come home from the zoo, he hears noises from his parents room and opens the door to find them having s**.... He starts cheering unexpectedly. His parents, bewildered, ask him what he's celebrating about. Little Johnny says, "We're getting a baby monkey!"

What do you call a primate that loves fruit?

An orangeutan

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Going to the zoo and being able to name only one primate?

That's a gibbon

Monkeys don't have s**......

they primate.

A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!!

What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?
Bruce Leemur!

What does primate meat taste like?

Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it.

Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?

Because he was a chim-p**...!

Primate joke, Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about primate can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of primate puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Primate joke, Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?

Primate joke, Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?

jokes about primate

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these primate jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.