The Best 53 Primary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Primary jokes. There are some primary republican jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these primary nomination puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Primary Jokes and Puns

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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In a primary school...

The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims "Ma'am she's copying!".

Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

It had locomotive.

(I'm not sorry)

Primary joke, Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect?

I can always tell by their eyes if someone is a primary school teacher

They have small pupils.....

Birds can be dangerous. Do you know what's the primary risk that woodpeckers pose to women?


In primary everyone in the school saw my erection, it was so embarassing

So I pulled my pants up and drove home.

My primary physician is really great

She's clinically acclaimed

Primary joke, My primary physician is really great

If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type,

I could lead in the Republican Primary polls.

Right and Wrong

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."

A group of primary school students were participating in a local spelling bee.

A keen young boy steps before the judges and is told, "Your word is spider."

Not quite sure as to how to spell it, the boy asks, "Could you please use it in a sentence?"

A judge replies, "A spider has eight eyes."

The boy then states, "S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R."

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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Have you heard of the, great, ancient Greek philosopher Mediocrates?

His primary philosophical viewpoint is "eeeeehhh"

The Republican primary race should be called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"

It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on.

After the recent wave of Trump primary victories, what did Nancy Reagan request for her funeral before she died?

To be laid to rest beside the remains of the Republican party

TIL the primary reason of divorce is...


What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

Primary joke, What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

How many Gestapo agents does it take to change a lightbulb?


Courtesy of my brain throwing up random memories from primary school

What would cause the primary model to fail?

If the creator were to forget to rig it!

Angry after the primary season, Jeb Bush had sex with a hooker, hoping to give her gonorrhea...

Please clap.

Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates?

Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn.

I'm sexually attracted to one of my students

I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice

My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school

What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town

ISIS has reportedly acquired a shitload of cutting edge weapons technology from the Korean black market.

Recent photographs suggest that the technology is known to have an Iris Scanner, S Pen, a 12 MP primary camera and a really mindBLOWING battery life.

I had a terrible cross-eyed teacher in primary schoool

She could never keep her pupils under control.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

There was a thief

He was stealing primary color paint from hardware stores.

He was caught red-handed

I met my girlfriend in primary school.

I can't wait til she goes to college.

I thought I was gay in primary school

My biology teacher called me a Homosapien

Why do smart phones autocorrect smh as SMG (Submachine Gun)

The primary demographic is American students.

I met a beautiful primary school teacher and asked her out on a date. "I can't, I'm married...

...and you're six"

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him

"What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest

"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says

"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."

Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

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A girl from my primary school sent me nudes the other day

The police deleted them after I was arrested.

Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

do you know what a casual youtube blogger and a primary school teacher have in common?

suicidal thoughts

By launching a Tesla to Mars Space X has accomplished the primary goal of the Boring Company.

Avoiding LA traffic!

One day someone told me the only primary colors are red and yellow...

When he found out there was a blue his mind

My dad said there's too much red, yellow and blue in my house.

That's not my primary concern right now.

So last week I had my driving test

Halfway through the test, we passed a primary school and unfortunately someone walked out into the road, took me completely by surprise. I was really upset that I'd failed my test, until the examiner assumed me that it was fine, it was only a minor.

What's a horse's primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

My spare hatchet is much worse than my primary at chopping

There's a sharp contrast.

My friend fell in love with a girl from his primary school so he gave her a big kiss

Now he can't teach there anymore

The first campaign slogan for 2020 primary

"You want someone who will beat Hillary? I'm your man."

…..……………... VOTE AVENATTI...…………………

The Canadian space program suffered a serious set back, today. During launch, there was a major malfunction in the primary propulsion system of the first stage vehicle.

The rubber band broke.

What was the primary cause for the mass migration of Jews in Europe during WW2?

The wind.

Why did the dyslexic conservative get destroyed in his primary?

He vowed to vote against Texas no matter what.

"I banged the hottest chick of my class and now the whole town is talking about it."

~ Walter, 52, primary school teacher

Breaking news! A group of ornithologists have recently published a study concerning the primary cause of death among Swallows:

Apparently, they don't chew their food.

When Trump communicates with the American people, he follows the primary rule of mushroom farming . . .

# "Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em horsesh*t".

A teacher asks her primary school students what their father do for a living

"So, Timothy, what does your father do ?"

"My dad is a firefighter !"

"Fantastic ! And you Samantha, what does your father do ?"

" He's an accountant !"

"Wonderful ! And yours, Jimmy ?"

Poor little Jimmy then breaks into tears and wails "my father is dead !"

"Oh, I'm so sorry Jimmy, I didn't know... But did he do before dying ?"

"Well, he was all like : ARGLALRGHALRLALGALHA !"

I was going to vote in the primary, but I got to the polling place late...

....and I just had to sit in my car until my favorite song, "Tom Sawyer," ended.

But by the time I exited the vehicle, it was too late for me to enter the polling place. I'm really frustrated because it's not the first time that has happened to me.

I'm so sick of Rush's interference in our elections!

The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:

1. How dense the population is

2. How dense the population is

One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch

One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, Are you tracking your steps? No, said the little girl. I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the primary principal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working primary main piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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