The Best 12 Prima Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prima jokes. There are some prima primate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prima females puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prima Jokes and Puns

What's a horse's primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch

One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, Are you tracking your steps? No, said the little girl. I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.

In a primary school...

The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims "Ma'am she's copying!".

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!!

What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?

Bruce Leemur!


What does primate meat taste like?

Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it.

Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?

Because he was a chim-pansy!

What was the primary cause for the mass migration of Jews in Europe during WW2?

The wind.

What would cause the primary model to fail?

If the creator were to forget to rig it!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

My primary physician is really great

She's clinically acclaimed

You can explore prima home reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean prima alligator dad jokes. There are also prima puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


In primary everyone in the school saw my erection, it was so embarassing

So I pulled my pants up and drove home.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prima call jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prima effect piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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