The Best 37 Prim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prim jokes. There are some prim une jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prim hace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prim Jokes and Puns

The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation.

This is not surprising. It is the end of May, after all.

A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!!

What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?

Bruce Leemur!

A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar...

The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, "Beat it, guys!" "We don't serve food!"

Prim joke, A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar...

In a primary school...

The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims "Ma'am she's copying!".

Did you know that, in his prime, Michael Jordan could jump higher than an average house?

The average house cannot jump nor does it have legs.


What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

In primary everyone in the school saw my erection, it was so embarassing

So I pulled my pants up and drove home.

Prim joke, In primary everyone in the school saw my erection, it was so embarassing

My primary physician is really great

She's clinically acclaimed

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

2 is the only even prime number.

It's kind of odd, isn't it?

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What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

The prime minister of Japan finally decides to enact revenge on the US for Hiroshima & Nagasaki.

He decides to nuke the rednecks and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa

Who may become a Prime Minister?

Theresa may.

What does primate meat taste like?

Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it.

What would cause the primary model to fail?

If the creator were to forget to rig it!

Prim joke, What would cause the primary model to fail?

In his prime Mozart was one of the best composers.

But after his death he became a decomposer.

Why are most prime numbers such divas?

Because they literally. Can't. Even.

Why did the UK have to get a new Prime Minister after Brexit?

Because David Cameron wouldn't do it, but Theresa May.


In my prime, I'll be better than Lebron James

I'm never in my prime

A prime minister is a minister divisible by 1 and himself

At my prime I was A Beast.

Today I'm merely Obese.

Why is 7 better than 12

Because it is in it's prime

From former prime minister of Italy : Have you heard about the survey? They asked women aged between 20 and 30 whether they'd make love to Berlusconi."

"....33 percent of them said 'yes' and 67 percent said 'again?'

Prime years

The next one is 2027.

Does the Prime Minister of Canada tell lies?

Because everything he says would still be Trudeau.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft

Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

What's a horse's primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

Why was the primate afraid to swing to the other tree?

Because he was a chim-pansy!

The Prime Minister was not happy about being woken up

What did the Prime Minister say when he was awoken early to news of an urgent matter that required his immediate attention?

Ugh. I'm the PM, not the AM.

With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop

>Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians-

What was the primary cause for the mass migration of Jews in Europe during WW2?

The wind.

Even the Prime Minister's name is weak and wobbly.

It's never Theresa Will do something, it's always Theresa May do something.

The Prime Minister's speech writer has resigned.

He's speechless.

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe gives an opening speech at the Tokyo Olympics.

He walks up to the microphone. "O!" he says, which is followed by applause.

"O!" he says again, as an ovation.

"O!" he says again, and the audience stands up and cheers. Suddenly, an aide runs up to the podium.

"Prime Minister Abe," the aide whispers, "those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"

Why did the prime minister think that Australia was save from the virus?

They got new fire walls last year.

One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch

One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, Are you tracking your steps? No, said the little girl. I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prim dee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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