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The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation.
This is not surprising. It is the end of May, after all.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
The higher they are, the more spaced out they get
What's a horse's primary concern when voting?
A stable economy.
2 is the only even prime number.
It's kind of odd, isn't it?
What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?
They literally can't even.
One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch
One of my wife's primary School's student was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, Are you tracking your steps? No, said the little girl. I wear this for Mum so she can show Dad when he gets home.
In a primary school...
The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims "Ma'am she's copying!".
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft
Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
How did the prime number react when it found out it wasn't a 2?
I can't even
A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar...
The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, "Beat it, guys!" "We don't serve food!"
The Prime Minister was not happy about being woken up
What did the Prime Minister say when he was awoken early to news of an urgent matter that required his immediate attention?
Ugh. I'm the PM, not the AM.
Why are most prime numbers such divas?
Because they literally. Can't. Even.
The prime minister of Japan finally decides to enact revenge on the US for hiroshima & Nagasaki.
He decides to nuke the r**... and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa
What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?
They put their head into it.
Why did the prime minister think that Australia was save from the virus?
They got new fire walls last year.
The Prime Minister's speech writer has resigned.
He's speechless.
Does the Prime Minister of Canada tell lies?
Because everything he says would still be Trudeau.
From former prime minister of Italy : Have you heard about the survey? They asked women aged between 20 and 30 whether they'd make love to Berlusconi."
"....33 percent of them said 'yes' and 67 percent said 'again?'
Why is 7 better than 12
Because it is in it's prime
Who may become a Prime Minister?
Theresa may.
At my prime I was A Beast.
Today I'm merely Obese.
In his prime Mozart was one of the best composers.
But after his death he became a decomposer.
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