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- A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kinda joke?"
- A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar... Bartender goes, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
- A rabbi, priest, and an imam walk into a bar. "Never mind, you guys wouldn't get it," the barkeep says.
- A priest, an imam and a rabbi walk into a Buddhist monastery and ask the first monk they find: Whats going om?
- A priest, an Imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. A priest, an Imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar. Barman asks " What it's this? Some kind of joke?"
- A Priest a rabbi and an Imam meet up at a restaurant The priest looks at the other to and asks, "hey when we're done, you want to walk into a bar?"
- Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink.
- A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar... OW! OW! OW!
"What's that bar doing there?" - A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a s**... club. All of them are disappointed at what they see.
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- A priest and an imam walk into a bar... the rabbi ducks.
- A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a coffeeshop five feet apart cuz they're not gay
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A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship.
The Rabbi went first and said they were having a terrible issue with squirrels. He said they were hanging around outside of church and aggressively begging for food. He said they were scaring their kids. The preacher said they were having the same issue, in fact, a few of the squirrels had actually gotten inside of the church and had done some damage to the roof. The Imam agreed saying that in fact one of the squirrels had bitten a few people at the mosque. The Priest then spoke up and said they used to have the same issue but had solved it. He said they took all of their squirrels, Baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only come around on Christmas and Easter.
A man bought himself an expensive new car
He was a superstitious fellow and wanted to keep anything bad from happening, so he invited a priest, an imam and a rabbi over to bless the vehicle.
First, the priest sprinkled holy water on the hood.
Next, the imam led everyone in a prayer to the vehicles' greatness.
Then finally, the rabbi sang a song & cut off the end of the tailpipe.
A priest, an imam and a rabbi
A priest, an imam and a rabbi are discussing how they decide how much money goes to god and how much they keep.
The priest goes first: "It's quite simple, we draw a line on the floor and throw the money. Everything beyond the line is for god, the rest is for us."
The imam: "Oh interesting. We do something similar. We put a bucket on the floor and throw the money. Everything in the bucket is for god and we keep what's left. What about you rabbi?"
Rabbi: "Us? Very simple. We throw the money in the air. If it keeps going up, it's for god, if it falls, it's for us."
A rabbi, a priest, and an imam stand on the side of the road holding signs saying the end is near .
A truck drives by and the driver shouts you dumb religious wackos , makes the turn and drives off the cliff. The rabbi turns to the priest and imam and says you think we should change our signs?
A Rabbi, A Priest, and an Imam...
A rabbi, a priest, and an imam were on a ship. Suddenly, the ship hit a reef just under the water and started sinking. The rabbi said to the priest and imam, "We must save the children.!"
The imam had already run to the lifeboats, yelling "Screw the children!," to which the priest replied, "Do we have time?"
A Priest, Rabbi, and Imam are fishing on a lake
They finish the drinks in the cooler.
Rabbi: "I'll go get some more" and he walks across the water, gets more drinks, and walks back across the water.
They finish the drinks again.
Imam: "It's my turn to get more" and he walks across the water, gets more drinks, and walks back across the water.
They finish the drinks again.
The Rabbi starts to get up, but the Priest stops him.
Priest: "I've seen you both walk across the water. Jesus walked on water and if you two can do it, then I can do it. I'm getting the drinks this time."
He steps over the side of the boat and promptly sinks.
Rabbi to Imam: "Should we have told him where the rocks are?"
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam...
A priest, a rabbi and an imam are walking through a field discussing the glory of God. The priest comes up with an idea.
"Let's draw a circle on the ground and throw all our money in the air. Whatever lands inside the circle, God can keep."
The imam says, "I have an even better idea. Let's draw the same circle on the ground and throw all our money in the air. Except this time, whatever lands outside the circle, God can keep."
The rabbi exclaims, "I have the best idea. Let's throw all our money in the air and whatever stays up there, God can keep."
Hope this didn't offend.
So a priest, an imam, and a rabbi find a bag of money laying on the ground
They all decide that they should take but can't decide how much to give to god and how much to keep for themselves.
The priest says We should draw a circle on the ground and throw the money in the air, whatever lands inside the circle goes to god and whatever lands outside goes to us
The imam says No we should throw it in the air and whatever lands in the circle goes to us and whatever lands outside goes to god
The rabbi chimes in smugly and says How about we throw the money in the air and let god takes what he wants?