Pride Month Jokes
33 pride month jokes and hilarious pride month puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pride month that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Hey guys! It’s June, which means it’s officially Pride Month. Pride Month is a time when we celebrate and show support for the LGBTQ+ community. It’s a fun and colorful time with lots of parades, concerts, and events, but it’s also an important time to recognize the struggles that LGBTQ+ people face. With that said, I want to introduce you to something that can help us celebrate and bring joy during Pride Month - Pride Month jokes! These are funny jokes and puns that are specifically related to the LGBTQ+ community. Some of them may use words or concepts that you might not be familiar with right away, but don’t worry, I’ll explain everything. These jokes are a way to lighten the mood and show our support, and I think you’ll find them really funny and clever! So let’s get started with some Pride Month jokes!
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Funniest Pride Month Short Jokes
Short pride month jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pride month humour may include short pride jokes also.
- Why is Pride month in the summer, rather than during the autumn season? Because the Pride comes before the fall.
- I'm just okay during Pride Month. But just wait until sloth Month. Or Gluttony Month. That's my time to shine.
- Why is the pride lasting an entire month? I mean it's one month straight so it doesn't really make sense…
- I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
- I was gonna tell a 'hetero' joke for the last day of pride month.... But I couldn't keep a straight face.
- I'm still confused what Pride Month is all about... I tried googling for it but couldn't get a straight answer.
- On pride month, the trans man spoke about how free he felt after his surgery. It was like a huge weight off his chest.
- We really shouldn't be surprised that NASCAR banned the Confederate flag and is participating in charity auctions for pride month They've been going left for years
- Everyone who participates in pride month is going h**... Not because they Are gay but because pride is one of the 7 deadly sins
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Pride Month One Liners
Which pride month one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pride month? I can suggest the ones about may month and pride lions.
- I completely misunderstood Pride month… Anyway, who wants to buy 12 lions?
- Pride Month should be celebrated in September. As we know, Pride cometh before the Fall.
- Completely misunderstood pride month. Does anyone want to buy 15 lions?
- I completely misunderstood pride month... Who wants to buy 15 lions?
- Pride month should really be moved to August... Because pride cometh before the Fall
- When is Asexual Pride Month? Every month if you're married.
- Why is gay pride month in the summer? Because pride cometh before the fall
- PRIDE Month is the best month for Goodwill A lot of clothes are leaving the closet
- Its pride month guys !! Let's all say something positive. I'll start..... : h**...
- Why do lions stay with their families in June? Because that's **Pride** Month!
- What is another name for No Nut November? v**... Pride Month
Pride Month Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pride month you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new month jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pride month pranks.
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So an 80 yr. old man runs into a hospital with his 20 yr. old wife, and says "Help! My wife is having a baby!" So, they deliver the baby, and then one of the nurses asks the man "How do you still make babies at your age!?" He c**... replies "Just gotta keep the motor running,"
A few months pass and the couple is back with another baby, again, after the delivery, the nurse asks him how he's able to do it. He replies again "Just gotta keep the motor running," looking very smug.
A few months pass again and sure enough, they're back again with another baby. The nurse asks him after the delivery once more, and with a huge look of gluttonous pride he says "Like before, you just gotta keep the motor running!" The nurse yells "Well I guess its time to change the oil, 'cause this one came out black!
A very respected Captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted men’s barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “Why is a camel tied to the barracks?”
The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural s**... urges, so when they do … uh … we have the camel ready for them.”
The Captain said, “Well, I suppose if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me”.
After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply couldn’t control his s**... angst any longer.
He barked to his Sergeant: “BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT!”
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and lead the camel into the Captain’s quarters.
Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride.
“So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?” he asked.
The Sergeant replied, “Well, sir, usually they just use it to ride into town.”