Top 10 pride Jokes

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

I wish my college was run by EA

At least I'd get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money

Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?

We will, we will rock you!

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Brought a girl home from a bar last night and after we went down on each other for a while I slipped on a condom. Suddenly, she looked me dead in the eyes and demanded either forty more minutes of foreplay, or that I drop down and give her 100 pushups. When I asked why she said

"The idea is to provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different holes."

TIL lions perform oral sex on each other.

Talk about swallowing your pride.

What is the hardest part about admitting you are a gay lion?

Having to swallow your pride.

I was on a safari in Africa when I saw two male lions having sex with each other in the open.

I thought to myself, Have they got no pride?

Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

They say male lions will often turn to cannibalism when they're desperate for food.

They just have to swallow their pride.

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