Top 10 pride Jokes

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"


"It's impossible" said Pride. "It's risky" said Experience. "It's pointless" said Reason. "Give it a try" whispered Heart. (NSFW)

"What the hell is that!" screamed the anus.


They say male lions will often turn to cannibalism when they're desperate for food.

They just have to swallow their pride.


Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.


Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.


I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won't admit it.

He'll swallow everything but his pride.


What do you call a same-sex lion orgy?

Gay Pride.


How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet?

How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words?

I don't know.


It takes a long time for a giraffe... swallow its pride.


Two Irishmen were sitting at a bar...

An older man, McGreggor, is talking to younger man.
"Look at this Bar. I spent a whole year building this bar. All of my pride went making into this with me own hands, but do they call McGreggor the bar builder? No"

He pointed to a fence outside "You see that? I built that fence. Pounded in each and every post. So much hard work went into crafting that, but do they call me McGreggor the fence builder? No"

He looked out at a harbor. "And look at that! All of my blood, sweat, and tears went into crafting that so boats could rest safely, but do they call me McGreggor the Harbor Builder? No."

He leaned in close to the boy, so no one else would hear, "But you fuck one goat..."