Priceless Jokes
24 priceless jokes and hilarious priceless puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about priceless that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Priceless Short Jokes
Short priceless jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The priceless humour may include short precious jokes also.
- I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a customer with her barcode reader for being rude. The look on his face was priceless.
- I gave a homeless man 100 dollars today.. ..The amount of joy i felt when he put the gun away was priceless.
- I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless.
- After I stole the priceless statue and turned the corner, I collided into the female security guard's chest... ...It was a huge bust.
- When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge... the look on my face was priceless.
- hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless.
- Unsuccessful marketers vs successful marketers Unsuccessful marketer: "This item has no value."
Successful marketer: "This item is priceless." - Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless. - Dear Diary, I've got the best April fool's day prank planned for my friends. I'm going to fake my death and return as a zombie! The looks on their faces will be priceless lolololol.
-Jesus - What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb? A feminist is priceless for we are all unique and created equal
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Priceless One Liners
Which priceless one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with priceless? I can suggest the ones about valuable and worthless.
- Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless
- My friend once taught me a priceless lesson about the word "many" To me, it meant a lot.
- I told a girl with no face that she was faceless The look on her face was priceless
- Necklace - $10,000 Earrings - $5,000
New Car - $30,000
Let's do it today - Priceless - Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
- That priceless moment when you find money in you pocket
- i just bought a r**... whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless.
Silly Priceless Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about priceless you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean timeless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make priceless pranks.
Art Thief
An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.
He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"
The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh"
Harry Potter Joke
While assembling a new shelf for the wife she instructed me. "Don't mess up the floor!" So I threw down the flatten box with authority and proclaimed, "Protecto Dafloor'um"
The eye rolls for her and the kids were priceless!
Once upon a time
...there was a Chieftain who presided over a community that lived in the steppe, where everything was grassland as far as the eye could see, and almost no trees grew. Because of its rarity, wood was prized, and this Chieftain happened to own a large, ornate chair made of wood that was his most priceless possession.
Now in this community it was c
My Dad actually said this is a Denver area Pizza Hut.
A group of maybe 6\-8 of us were finishing up our meal when a rather large woman \(our waitress\) came over and asked my dad if "we wanna box for our left over pizza?" Without skipping a beat, my dad looks her right in the eye and says "no, but I'll wrestle ya for it!". The look on her face was priceless!
Serena Williams was fined $17k
Verbal a**... of the umpire: $10,000
Being warned for coaching: $4,000
Breaking her racket: $3,000
Stealing the moment from Osaka by calling the umpire a thief: Priceless
I bumped into a guy in a supermarket yesterday.
He cursed me and told me not to walk like an idiot.
I told him, I'm sorry, but I haven't possessed a human body in a long time.
The look on his face was priceless.
Managed to drop one of the classics today.
Wife and Daughter are sat watching something while I'm doing the Tesco shop on my phone. - Strawberry jam is on the list, I seize my moment
Y'know what i say
- now I think about it…. I like strawberry jam… and I like blackberry jam … but I don't like lemon preserve
That just a curd to me
Priceless!!!
