Price Jokes

160 price jokes and hilarious price puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about price that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article provides humorous jokes about the high prices of gas, petrol, lumber, oil, and other energy sources. Prices are expensive and sales are hard to come by. Though it may not offer any cheap solutions, you'll find the jokes amusing and relatable.

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Funniest Price Short Jokes

Short price jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The price humour may include short cost jokes also.

  1. Looks like NFT prices have hit rock bottom. Get your monkey for nothin' and your chimps for free.

    I want my, I want my, I want my NFT.
  2. Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers: Riceless
  3. It's very important to not leave out the word "each." For example, when the price of 4 tacos is $2 vs $2 each, or When you tell people that you and your sister each have a child
  4. I'm really tired of people complaining about the price of everything. $2 for coffee, $3 for coat check, $4 for an hour of parking..... ......I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house.
  5. Had to stop at the gas station to fill my tires… They raised the price to $1.50. I just can't believe the cost of inflation these days.
  6. So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale
    was tattooed the price of her tail
    and on her behind
    for the sake of the blind
    was the same information in braile.
  7. People who eat Tide Pods are idiots. The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.
  8. A Neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for the price of a drink The bartender responds: "For you, no charge"
  9. Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
  10. In a couple weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day April Fuels!

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Price One Liners

Which price one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with price? I can suggest the ones about discount and amount.

  1. 90's kids won't get this 😂😂 Affordable housing prices
  2. Gas prices are so high... That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..
  3. You think gas prices are expensive, have you seen chimney? They're through the roof.
  4. The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
  5. Some people think that wigs are expensive. But really it's just a small price toupee..
  6. I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.
  7. The price of balloon is said to rise. It's only logical with all the inflation.
  8. Man, I really want a tesla Roadster... But the price keeps skyrocketing!
  9. You can't put a price on slippery lemon.
  10. Just got myself a new wig for $1 It was a small price toupee
  11. I don't understand how cemeteries can raise their prices and blame the cost of living
  12. Why did the balloon prices go up? Because of inflation.
  13. Mark Zuckerberg values your privacy at $157 Facebook stock price
  14. My grandfather died at auschwitz He had a heart attack after he saw the gift shop prices.
  15. What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupée.

Price For Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny price for love jokes and even better price for love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Electrons love a bargain An electron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "what kind of specials do you have today?"
    Bartender says "for you, all prices are reduced".
  • Feels good to finally be able to walk into the store and buy whatever I want without checking price tags. I sure do love the Dollar tree!
  • I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!

Price Rise Jokes

Here is a list of funny price rise jokes and even better price rise puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation.
  • Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!
  • If food prices keep rising The five second rule will be replaced by the not fuzzy yet rule.
  • As a result of rising gas prices... kidnap victims will no longer be taken to a second location.
  • When pigs fly, the price of bacon will rise. And so will the pigs.
  • Why can't clowns afford balloons anymore? Because balloon prices are rising due to inflation.
  • Why did the guy from Sweden bring a ladder to the grocery store? The prices might rise.
  • Anti-vaxxers aren't all against science Some are just against paying the rising price of learning science at a university that's all
  • Flash Sale! With gas prices being so high, and inflation rising at such an alarming rate, I have no choice but to shamefully sell my n**....
    $1 to receive one
    $50 to NOT receive one
  • The price of Helium is rising... Inflation s**....
Price joke, The price of Helium is rising...

Price Increase Jokes

Here is a list of funny price increase jokes and even better price increase puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear the price of balloons is going to increase? I blame it on inflation. But on the positive side, sales are supposed to go up!
  • Things are pretty bad right now Van Diesel was forced to change his name to Van Electric due to increasing gas prices.
  • The shop I normally go to to blow up my balloons has increased their price by 50% That's inflation for you.
  • With the increasing price and size of Iphones…… If you want to be an iPhone user in 10 years, you'll need to have deep pockets.
    ( first time here, I hope is not too bad)
  • Feeling sick over increasing gas prices at the pump You could call it the car owner virus
  • Plane tickets prices' are increasing By 2020, it'll be "sky high".
  • Why did the clown increase his prices for balloons he already filled with air? Because of inflation.
  • Recently, I noticed the price at the air pumps has dramatically increased. Why is this? Inflation
  • Celebrity Big Brother viewing figures have already increased by 800k since Katie Price entered the house. That's because all her ex's are now watching.
  • Scientists have established a direct correlation between increased m**... usage among husbands and the price of eggs. They're both getting higher because not enough are getting laid

Oil Price Jokes

Here is a list of funny oil price jokes and even better oil price puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Two bears and three bears walk into a bar..... They ask for oil price from 2015 through 2017.
  • With oil prices falling... Burning the midnight oil just got cheaper.
  • A recently elected Arab President asks his adviser why the price of oil was falling. The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
    The president replies "Then abolish that law!".
  • Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
    A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
  • Me: Would you like some olive oil on your pasta? Customer: Is it extra v**...?
    Me: *tearing up* No it's the same price

Gas Price Jokes

Here is a list of funny gas price jokes and even better gas price puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Gas prices are getting ridiculous I went online to check the value of my car and it asked if the tank was empty or full.
  • 60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for... Coronavirus for president!
  • Everyone's complaining about the price of gas but I just got gas for $1.50 It was from a Taco Bell...
  • Yea gas prices are going up but there's still one thing that goes down every day Yo mama
  • I don't understand why people are complaining about the price of gas… I went to get $10 of gas and it still cost exactly $10.
  • What's Harvey Price's favourite gas? Carbon Mongoxide
  • Why did Madagascar decide to go fully electric with their vehicles? Because with these gas prices, they're mad at gas cars.
  • Ayy girl, are you a gas station? Because your prices went up significantly within the last few months
  • What goes up must come down. But what doesn't? Gas prices
  • Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny? It just makes cents.
Price joke, Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

Amusing & Witty Price Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about price you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make price pranks.

A husband and a wife were searching for a hotel near the ocean...

The travel agency hooked them up with a four star hotel for a great price, and they decided to go with it. The agency described the hotel as 'a stone's throw from the beach'. "How will we know which one it is?" the wife asked. "Simple", the agency replied; "It's the one with all the broken windows."

Classified ad

I was reading the paper today and saw a nice firearm at a good price. "French rifle: never been fired, only dropped once."

The right price

A man approaches a woman in a bar:
-- Miss, if I offer you a million dollars, would you agree to have s**... with me?
-- Yes, of course.
-- But what if I give you only $50?
-- Are you crazy? What kind of woman do you think I am?
-- That's what we established earlier, now I'm just trying to negotiate the price.

Woman buys parrot

A woman walks into a pet store, and is perusing through the various animals when she comes across one of the most beautiful parrots she has ever seen. She's taken aback by the tropical beauty of this bird, and when she looks on the price tag on the cage it says 50$. The woman turns to the man at the front counter and asks "Why is a bird this beautiful being sold for this little?" The man looks up and says "Oh, that bird was originally kept in a house of prostitution, and boy does he have a mouth". The woman takes the words to heart but buys the bird anyway. She buys it, and takes it home with her. She puts the bird in the living room. Suddenly the bird squawks "NEW HOUSE NEW MADAME!" The woman is put off by this but she figures that in a few days the bird will get over it. Her daughters come home from school and the bird speaks again "NEW HOUSE, NEW MADAME, NEW GIRLS!" Again the woman is off put but she assures her kids that the bird will grow out of its old habits. The woman's husband gets back in from a day at work. The parrot takes one look at him and squawks:


A German Shepherd went to a Western Union telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
"Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another "Woof" for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "That would make no sense at all."

Grocery Economics

A man and his economist friend are having lunch.
the man mentions that he's noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. "I always buy a tub of margarine, but I've noticed that, even though it's the same price every time, there's less margarine in the tub. I can't figure out what's going on."
The economist friend nods with a knowing smile and responds "what you have there is a case of the Law of diminishing Margarinal returns."

A Scottish Sargent knocks on a w**...-house door.

When the madam answers he says "Excuse me madam. But could you tell me how much you would charge for the pleasure of my company?"
The madam gives her price and they negotiate back and forth until they come to a bargain. Once the reach agreement the Sargent says "That sounds like a fair price."
Then he turns, gestures behind himself and yells "OK lads. We have a deal. Company h**...!"

A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision...

He says, "Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?" And the Rabbi says, "Not much, I just keep the tips."

An old sailor decides to get in uniform and hit the "red light" district, for one last good time...

He finds himself a willing "date", and after a bit of haggling, the price is settled on, and the transaction is made. After about 10 minutes, he asks the lady, "How am I doin', honey?" The p**... replies, "About 3 knots, sailor... you're not hard, you're not in, and you're not gettin' your money back."

5 boxes for a dollar...

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar."
Well, the woman just can't believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct.
He replies, "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar."
She says, "That can't be right!"
The clerk responds, "Oh yes, it's right!! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."

A guy walks into a Bar....

..and walks up to a beautiful woman. He asks her if she would have s**... with him for $10,000. She thinks about and says she would. He then asks her if she would have s**... with him for $100. Disgusted, she declares, What kind of woman do you think I am? He replies, we have already established that, now I'm just negotiating price.

A dog walks into a telegraph office

He goes up to the counter and asks to send a message. It reads "woof, woof, woof." The lady says you know, for the same price, you could add another woof.
The dog gives her a confused look and says "but that would make no sense!"

I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books...

...but the ascii price was way too high.

A man offers a woman at a bar a million dollars...

to have s**... with him, after not much debate the woman agrees and says "absolutely".
The man with a smile on his face then says "will you have s**... with me for $100".
The woman snarls back at him "What kind of woman do you think I am?"
The man gingerly replies "We have already determined that, we are just discussing price now."

An old Yiddish man goes to the Bunny Ranch.

He says to the madam, "I'm looking for a girl who knows how to do it the Jewish way."
One of girls walks over to him and says, "I'm new here, and I want to learn how to do everything, so if you'll teach me how to do it the Jewish way, I'll give it to you for half price."
The man exclaims, "THAT's the Jewish way!"

A man walks up to a g**... the street

He asks her "would you have s**... with me for a million dollars?"
The girl replies "hmm.. for a millian dollars sure!"
The man asks "would you have s**... with me for free?"
The girl replies "for free? What kind of girl do you think I am?
The man replies "we've already found what kind of girl you are now we are just negotiating a price."

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Clerk says, "What's your message?"
Dog says, "Woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof."
Clerk says, "You know, for the same price, you can fit one more 'woof' in."
Dog replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense."

Bob Barker looks good for 91 years old.

... but hey anyone can look good if the price is right.

A boy offers a girl $100 in exchange for s**...

"Sure, why not" replies the girl.
"And what about $10?" the boy asks.
"Are you crazy? What do you think I am?"
"I already know what you are, now we're just discussing the price."

A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked.

How much for these shoes? – she asked the store manager.
$200″ – he replied.
That's too expensive! Can't you bring the price down? – the blonde.
The store manager said he couldn't, and got irratated when the blonde persisted.
Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, There's a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don't you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes free?! – he yelled.
Fine. I will. – the blonde replied.
After an hour, the manager got a bit worried that the blonde might have come to harm with the alligators. He decided to go out and check on her.
When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones.
Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed Oh my gosh! This one doesn't have any shoes either!

Blonde Walks Into A Shoe Store.

"How much for these shoes?" – she asked the store manager. "$200″ – he replied. "That's too expensive! Can't you bring the price down?" – the blonde. The store manager said he couldn't, and got irritated when the blonde persisted. Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, "There's a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don't you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes free?!" – he yelled. "Fine. I will." – the blonde replied. After an hour, the manager got a bit worried that the blonde might have come to harm with the alligators. He decided to go out and check on her. When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones. Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed "Oh my gosh! This one doesn't have any shoes either!"

A man at a party sees a very attractive woman

He walks up and says, "You are beautiful and I have to have you. Would you sleep with me for $2,000?"
"Yes." She says.
He walks away and comes back and says, "Would you sleep with me for $20?"
She gets angry and says, "What kind of woman do you thing I am!?"
Guy says, "We've already established that. Now we are simply negotiating the price. "

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the señor discount.

A dog goes into a telegraph office

A dog goes into a telegraph office, takes a blank form, and writes: Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof, Woof.
The clerk examines the paper and politely tells the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.
The dog looks confused and replies, But that would make no sense at all."

A neurosurgeon is preparing his patient for a brain transplant...

He tells the patient: "Would you like a woman's brain or a man's brain?"
"Why are there options?" the patient asks.
"Well," replies the Surgeon, "the woman's brain is half the price of the man's!
"Why is it half price?" asks the man.
"Because it's used!"

An economist found himself one night in a bar standing beside a gorgeous woman.

"Would you be willing to sleep with me for $1 million? he asked her.
She looked him over. There wasn't much to see—but still, $1 million! She agreed to go back to his room.
All right then, he said. Would you be willing to sleep with me for $100?
A hundred dollars! she shot back. What do you think I am, a p**...?
We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price.

A man walks into a bar and sees a young, attractive woman.

He approaches her and asks, "Excuse me, Miss. I was curious, would you be willing to sleep with me for one million dollars?" She responds, "Well certainly!" Again he asks, "How about for $10?" This time she answers, "Not at all. What do you think I am?" The man replies, "I have already established what you are. I'm just trying to negotiate a better price."

A woman was shopping for her daughters birthday.

She asked the salss girl the price of some Barbie dolls. "This Barbie is $16.99," the girl said. "If you want something a little nicer, Malibu Barbie is $24.99. Or you can get Divorce Barbie for $169.99." "Why is Divorce Barbie so expensive" the mother asked. "Well," the sales girl said "Divorce Barbie comes with Ken's house and car."

A man from out of town walks into a bar...

he sees large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why the meat is hanging down from the ceiling. The bartender says "Around these parts we have a challenge. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get it for free. If you can't you have to pay the price of the meat but you don't get it. How about taking the bet?" The man looks up at the meat. "Nah" He says. "The steaks are too high.

Anyone exciting about the iPhone 7? I do

Because it will bring down the price of iPhone 6, which lead to iPhone 5's price to drop too. Finally, i'll have enough money to buy an iPhone 4

A man in need of a brain

A man was dying in the hospital and he needed a new brain or he wouldn't survive for long, the doctor told him there were 3 available brains but each with a price.
The first one was an professor's brain that costs 3000 dollar
The second brain was a teachers brain that costs 2500 dollar
The third brain was the brain of a blonde woman that costs a good 9000 dollar
The man asks why the blondes brain is so expensive
The doctor replies: because it's never used

Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents.

Guess the price has adjusted for inflation.

So, the God decides he needs a vacation...

He goes to meet his travel agent:
"We have a special on Andromeda, Cthulu resort." - Nah it's way too hot...
"How'bout skiing in Pillars Of Creation?" - Maybe something cheaper, this time?
"Well, You may try the Earth, Solar System new Spa, great price".
- ... Been there like 2000 years ago, mate, made one chick pregnant.
They still keep talking about this...

Did you hear about the price of grapes?

There raisin.

A poker player wins one million dollars first price in a tournament

Interviewer: Congratulations on your win! If you don't mind me asking, how will you spend you $1 million winnings?
Poker player: I owe some people some money so I will be paying my debt to these guys.
Interviewer: and what about the rest?
Poker player: Well... I guess they'll have to wait..

I went to the store with my wife!

While passing the beer cooler I picked up a case and put it in the cart.
She asked what was I doing and I said "10 dollars is cheap for a case of beer."
She replied, "We can't afford it, put it back."
So I put it back, and a few more Isles down, she picked up a 20 dollar jar of face cream and put it in the cart.
I asked, "How can we afford this?"
She replied, "Because this makes my face pretty."
I said so will a case of beer at half the price.

A blond walks into a mechanic's shop.

She is concerned because her car has a lot of miles and nobody wants to buy it from her. The mechanic tells her that for a price, he can roll back the odometer. After she agrees, he does just that, telling her she can now sell her car. He blond says, "why would I do that? It has lower mileage now!"

Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price, and heavier than Alan Price

I learned this on a price comparison site.

On the plane

A businessman travels on the plane, first class. He tries to start a conversation with beautiful stewardess:
-What's your name?
-Angela Benz, sir.
-That is a beautiful name! Is there any connection with Mercedes Benz?
-Yes, sir. A very close one.
-How close?
-Same price.

A huge crab walks into a bar...

...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me within one minute of ordering, and at a temperature of between 6-9 degrees Celsius. The beer should be served in a clean, cold glass and a beer mat must be provided. If the quality of the provided beer does not meet my high standards, you must agree to refund the full amount charged, and provide any additional financial compensation for any discomfort, stress or time wasted."
The barman looks at the crab and says, "why the big clause?"

I went shopping with my wife.

Going down one of the aisles I noticed they had beer on sale $10 a case. I put it in the cart and she told me to put it back we couldn't afford it.
A couple aisles later she picks up a jar of face cream for 20 dollars.
I asked how come we can afford this and not the beer.
She said this makes my face pretty.
I said so will a case of beer for half the price.

Balloons For Sale!

They're 10c each or if you want them filled its 20c
Ive adjusted the price to allow for inflation.

Heard of the Fibonacci soup?

Apparently , the ingredients are :
Yesterday's soup and day before yesterday's soup.
Price : $1.61

What happens when you win a raffle twice that gave you five for the price of three on rugby tickets?

You won two, three for five six nations tickets

My wife asked me what the price of lamb meat is. I told her I didn't know much but...

I know it ain't sheep.

Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?

At a fancy dinner party, a man turns to a woman and suddenly says:
- Would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?
The woman giggles.
- Of course I would!
- How about doing it for fifteen dollars?
The woman looks disgusted.
- Why, what kind of woman do you think I am?
- That's already been established. Now we're just haggling about the price.

Charging $500 for a $5 case of water is considered price gouging. What is charging $500 for a $5 bag of saline called?


A man saw this very pretty lady and decided to shoot his shot.

Man: "Ma'am, would you sleep with me for ten million dollars?"
Woman: "My goodness, I suppose so, shall we discuss the terms?"
Man: "How about ten dollars?"
Woman: "What kind of woman do you take me for?"
Man: "Ma'am, we've already established that. We are now just haggling about the price."

A man is walking trough the red light district..

He stops at a window with a beautiful girl behind it, takes good look, knocks on the window and yells: 'HOW MUCH!!?'
She: '€50,- !!!'

So I'm sitting in a bar and a gorgeous, very shapely woman sits down next to me and we exchange a few words.

So I ask her if she would sleep with me for $1 Million Dollars. And she says "h**... yes!".
So I ask her "How about $500 thousand dollars?" And she thinks for a minute and says "Sure, why not?"
So I said "How about for $50?"
She says "What the h**... do you think I am?"
I said "I thought we had already established what you are, we are just haggling over the price.

I was at the dollar store and saw balloons labeled $1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was $5.28.

I guess that's the price of inflation

This Goat walks into a post office

And says to the Postmaster "I need to send a telegram."
The Postmaster says "OK, what is it?"
The Goat says "I need it to say, maa maa maa maa maa maa maa." The Postmaster counts the words and says "Well, for the same price, I can put 4 more "MAAs" in for you."
The Goat looks at him and says "But then it wouldn't make any sense."

A mom tells her son to buy some vegetables

She says to bargain, and try offer the seller half the price
Son: Sir, how much does a bag of vegetable cost?
Seller: 8
Son: I will offer you 4
Seller: What about 6
Son: 3
Seller: Alright, I will sell it for 4
Son: 2
Seller: 3
Son: 1.50
Seller: Kid, you are bargaining too much, I might as well give you a bag for free.
Son: Give me 2 bags

So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand

Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"

What's the price for mutiny in the sub atomic realm?

Walking the Planck.

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Says he wants to send a message.
"Sure" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, there's enough room for one more 'woof'".
Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense.."

Recently a wine aged in space was put up for sale

I wanted to buy it, but the price was astronomical.

Why are Male Prostitutes' more expensive than Female Prostitutes'?

The Price of wood is so d**... high.....

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

I could almost afford a small popcorn.

A customer asked a grocer, "How much is a banana?"

Grocer: $1
Customer: Would you sell it for .60 cents?
Grocer: You could only get the skin for that price.
Customer: Here's .40 cents for the banana, keep the skin.

What did the bird say to the price tag?

(As told to me this morning by my 7 year old son. He was quite proud of the joke.)

Steel producers are grappling with the high price of iron...

...they say it's a terrible ore deal.
(An ore-ful joke, I know.)

A bear walks into a 7/11 He gets a 12 pack and walks up to the clerk and says "I'll take these."

The clerk is stunned, so he heads to the back to speak with the owner. "Hey boss" he says, "there's a bear asking for a beer." The owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then sell it to him, but charge him double. Bears don't know the price of beer." So the clerk heads back out front and sells the bear the beer. "You know," says the clerk, "we don't get many bears around here." To which the bear replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."

A man in India claimed that he could predict the price of bread at every restaurant he went to

Absolute naansense

Argued with a shop assistant and she hit me with her labeling gun.

Now there's a price on my head.

Got home from work and the kids had been on ebay all day

If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.

Price of pies

Pies in the Bahamas cost $3.25
Pies in Aruba cost $2.25
Pies in the Cayman Islands
cost $6.00
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Anyone notice the price of fertilizer has nearly doubled this year?

s**...'s gone up!

The wife and I were at the car dealership the other day...

I told the salesman that we were looking for a Subaru Outback then he hit me with a
*"What's wrong with the ones Outfront?"*
At that point I was prepared to offer him full sticker price for whatever because anything less would've been a disservice.

Price joke, The wife and I were at the car dealership the other day...

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