Price Increase Jokes
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Things are pretty bad right now
Van Diesel was forced to change his name to Van Electric due to increasing gas prices.
Me: I can't believe it increased by 1500%.
Professor: I'm sick of hearing about BITCOIN! Nothing can increase by that much and still be a good investment.
Me: I was talking about the price of college tuition since 1980...
The shop I normally go to to blow up my balloons has increased their price by 50%
That's inflation for you.
With the increasing price and size of Iphones……
If you want to be an iPhone user in 10 years, you'll need to have deep pockets.
( first time here, I hope is not too bad)
Feeling sick over increasing gas prices at the pump
You could call it the car owner virus
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Scientists have established a direct correlation between increased m**... usage among husbands and the price of eggs.
They're both getting higher because not enough are getting laid
Plane tickets prices' are increasing
By 2020, it'll be "sky high".
Why did the clown increase his prices for balloons he already filled with air?
Because of inflation.
Celebrity Big Brother viewing figures have already increased by 800k since Katie Price entered the house.
That's because all her ex's are now watching.
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In Maryland, two teenagers have won a marbles championship. The winning teens quickly said thank you, then boarded their time machine, to return to the year 1937.
In Illinois, a university is offering a scholarship for students who play video games. The school was then forced to suspend the program when a student found out you could get unlimited scholarships, by pressing up up, down down, left right, left right, and B, A.
The Governor of Florida signed a law today making it legal to fire a warning shot at an attacker. The legalization of warning shots is important in Florida, because that's how people greet each other.
Starbucks is increasing the price of it drinks and bagged coffee. To protest the price hikes, customers vowed to boycott Starbucks, and go across the street — to a *different* Starbucks.
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