Prey Jokes
74 prey jokes and hilarious prey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about birds of prey. From cubs to scavengers, these raptor-themed jokes will keep everyone laughing. Get ready to take flight with these funny jokes about birds of prey!
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- Short Prey Jokes
- Prey One Liners
- Bird Of Prey Jokes
- Birds Prey Jokes
- Catch Prey Jokes
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Funniest Prey Short Jokes
Short prey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prey humour may include short predator jokes also.
- What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? "Let us prey."
- (OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?
"Lettuce prey" - I went to the backyard this morning and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
- We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark
- Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey? Why do you have to deport sick birds of prey?
>!it might be an illeagle!< - An owl and a squirrel are in a tree watching a farmer go by The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
- I'm afraid I can't go to church tomorrow, I told my daughter as I pulled out the Chedder and Brie. I plan to prey on cheeses tonight.
- What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
- A friend of mine has nocturnal birds of prey nesting in his barn. I'm getting owl-ly updates.
- Male preying mantises when mating season starts: finally! Male preying mantises after mating season:
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Prey One Liners
Which prey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prey? I can suggest the ones about porpoise and predator movie.
- What do you call an eagle who can't catch it's prey? *Talon*tless.
...Sorry. - I was arrested the other day for keeping a sick bird of prey. Turns out it was ill eagle
- Why are herbivores atheist? Cuz they don't prey
- Do you know why Cannibals eat Vegetables? Easy Prey
- Why did the priest buy an owl for his church? Because it's a bird of prey
- Which prehistoric shark insulted it's prey? The Megalodon--Rickles.
- What do you call a narcissist bird of prey? Eagle-centric
- What did the famished eaglet beg his parents? "Prey for me!"
- What happened after the bird of prey ate it's child? It was filled with egret.
- What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner? "Lettuce prey"
- What did the priests say as they entered the orphanage? Let us prey.
- What kind of reptile doesn't kill or eat its own prey? A dela-gator
- What birds spend all their time on their knees? Birds of prey
- What do you call an eagle in church? ...bird of prey
- What is a catholic priests favorite activity? Preying
Bird Of Prey Jokes
Here is a list of funny bird of prey jokes and even better bird of prey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.
Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark. - If you own a large bird of prey, it is against the law to let it get sick. That would be ill eagle.
- What's another name for a bird of prey? A nun
- What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon.
- I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast. It was a millennial falcon.
- What's it called when birds of prey engage in rhythmic combat? A RAP-tor battle!! (Credit to my friend who made this up)
- An owl and a squirrel are watching a farmer going by on his tractor The owl then turns to the squirrel and eats him as, owls are birds of prey.
- What do call a bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An I'll-eagle
- What makes a bird of prey a good hunter? Talont
- What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius.
Birds Prey Jokes
Here is a list of funny birds prey jokes and even better birds prey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the bird of peace? Dove.
What is the bird of prey?
Eagle
What is the bird of o**... s**...?
s**...
Catch Prey Jokes
Here is a list of funny catch prey jokes and even better catch prey puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My priest was explaining the difference between pray and prey... Thank you God he didn't catch me.
- King of the Jungle If the leader of all the lions can't find any prey to catch, does he just s**... his pride?
Cheerful Fun Prey Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about prey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hunting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prey pranks.
The Eagle- an original joke
A man is talking with an eagle.
The man asks, "Eagle, how can you catch your prey so well if you just fly over really fast?"
The eagle responds, "I don't know, I guess I just have a talon for it."
A squirrel and an owl are sitting on a tree branch, watching a farmer plow his field...
The owl looks at the squirrel, and doesn't say anything, because owls don't talk.
Then the owl eats the squirrel, because he's a bird of prey.
The Christian Lion
A priest is traveling through a jungle as he comes across a lion. The lion starts running towards him, and the priest says "Lord, let him be a Christian lion." The lion stops in its tracks, gets on its knees, and says "Let us prey",
An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.
The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Because owls can't speak. The owl then eats the mouse because it's a bird of prey.
Donald Trump has just signed ANOTHER executive order
it's about foreign birds of prey. the order states that any bird, specifically eagles, who have some sort of illness like flu will not be allowed to enter the country.
Trump has labelled them -
ILL EAGLE IMMIGRANTS
What is a cat's favorite book?
Eat Prey Love
Why did the 100 legged bug spin around in circles before attacking its prey?
To gain centipedal force
How does a tiger survivor in the wild, my darling?
They eat prey, Love.
Roy Moore is a good Christian, but bad at spelling...
He apparently doesn't know the difference between pray and prey.
A group of rebellious, man eating salads violently take over and begin eating all humans
A final group of survivors are hiding in a church and a little boy says to the priest
"Father, there are too many of them, what are we going to do? What will become of us?"
The priest says to the boy:
"Lettuce prey"
What does a Catholic priest do instead of helping out poor children?
Prey for them.
Why do Irish travellers pray to God every Sunday.
So they can prey on everyone else the other 6 days.
A lion is able to hunt his prey for food when gets 3 months old
And then there's my wife who screams after seeing a cockroach.
Ironically we are on the top of food chain
What did the Father say to his brother priest from the orphanage?
"Let's prey together."
Predators
So, we humans are predators because we have eyes on the front of our face because if they're on the side then you're a prey. We also have s**... desires so in theory were all s**... predators.
The only difference is im registered.
A hunter was out hunting for antelope
When he finally saw one in the distance, he took his shot. As he walked up to where his dead prey lay, he discovered it wasn't an antelope. It was another hunter. Just then, a man comes running out into the clearing. The hunter's friend.
"What the h**... are you doing?! He clearly said 'Don't shoot! I'm not an antelope'. Didn't you hear him?"
The hunter looked at the man stupefied.
"Oh. I thought he said he \*was\* an antelope."
Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?
Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!
