Following is our collection of funny Pretzel jokes. There are some pretzel bagel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pretzel cashews puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway
One was a salted
The other was knot
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There's the story of an old lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a corner in New York. Every day a young man passes her at lunchtime and drops a quarter in the cup but doesn't take a pretzel. She never says a word. He does this for three years, until one day he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks. They're 35 cents now.
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
One once was hole, but now it's knot.
They are always so twisted.
Theyre always so twisted
and one was a-salted.
Snackbeth
He was a-salted
Forget-me-knots!
One was a salted.
You can explore pretzel affogato reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pretzel flatbread dad jokes. There are also pretzel puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
One of them got assaulted
Assault and Buttery
They're knot for eating.
Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)
"I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."
I thought about it for a sec and said back "Oh yeah? Well, I went to the zoo and saw a pretzel in a cage. They told me it was knot bread in captivity."
:3
a girl from Jersey.
A pretzel
A salted pretzel
Because They're To Salty!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pretzel perp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working pretzel hotdog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.