Pretzel Jokes

Funniest Pretzel Short Jokes

Short pretzel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pretzel humour may include short bagel jokes also.

1. If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst.
2. Pretzels Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway
   One was a salted
   The other was knot
   *
3. What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp? Well, that was an unexpected twist!
4. What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed
5. From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel Hey Jane, when did you take up yoga?
6. Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today? Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)
7. A friend of mine is selling pretzels made from venison if anyone is interested. Don't worry about the price. It's knot deer.
8. Why blond girls don't like to eat pretzels ? Because they get mad trying to untie the knots before eating them.
9. TIL that pretzels are knot bread
10. Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel? He was very salty.

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Pretzel One Liners

Which pretzel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pretzel? I can suggest the ones about snack and bread.

1. My contortionist wife wants to do the pretzel in bed tonight. She's so knotty.
2. It's hard to believe, but pretzels are knot bread.
3. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies They are always so twisted.
4. Two pretzels were walking down the street... and one was a-salted.
5. What do you call the play about the pretzel who wanted to be king of Scotland? Snackbeth
6. Why did the pretzel file a police report? He was a-salted
7. What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it? Forget-me-knots!
8. I really hate pretzels Some would even say I'm Anti-Anne's
9. What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company? Assault and Buttery
10. Some pretzels are totally weird... They're knot for eating.
11. What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey.
12. What happens when a killer eats pretzels? Assassins Crunch
13. what's a wrestlers least favorite snack? A pretzel
14. What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel
15. Why Can't Pretzels Play Fortnite? Because They're To Salty!

Cheeky Pretzel Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about pretzel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pastry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pretzel pranks.