The Best 20 Pretzel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pretzel jokes. There are some pretzel bagel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pretzel cashews puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pretzel Jokes and Puns


Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway

One was a salted

The other was knot



There's the story of an old lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a corner in New York. Every day a young man passes her at lunchtime and drops a quarter in the cup but doesn't take a pretzel. She never says a word. He does this for three years, until one day he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks. They're 35 cents now.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Pretzel joke, What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

What's the difference between a Doughnut and a Pretzel?

One once was hole, but now it's knot.

The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies

They are always so twisted.

You know, the most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies...

Theyre always so twisted

Two pretzels were walking down the street...

and one was a-salted.

Pretzel joke, Two pretzels were walking down the street...

What do you call the play about the pretzel who wanted to be king of Scotland?


Why did the pretzel file a police report?

He was a-salted

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?


Two Pretzels walk into a bar...

One was a salted.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street

One of them got assaulted

What did the Criminal call his new pretzel company?

Assault and Buttery

Some pretzels are totally weird...

They're knot for eating.

Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today?

Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)

My Friend Said To Me...

"I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity."

I thought about it for a sec and said back "Oh yeah? Well, I went to the zoo and saw a pretzel in a cage. They told me it was knot bread in captivity."


Pretzel joke, My Friend Said To Me...

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

what's a wrestlers least favorite snack?

A pretzel

What do you call a beaten up pretzel?

A salted pretzel

Why Can't Pretzels Play Fortnite?

Because They're To Salty!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pretzel perp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pretzel hotdog piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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