Pretzel Day Jokes
5 pretzel day jokes and hilarious pretzel day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about pretzel day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pretzel Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pretzel day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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A Polish joke
A Polish man named Wojciech was fed up with being called a dumb p**... by every one he met. So one day he decided to pretend to be German. Wearing Liederhosen, knee socks and a feathered cap, he walked into a shop and told the man behind the counter:
"Hello my name is Rolf and I would like to buy some schnitzel, some saurbraten, some pretzels and some beer."
The counterman said "Get outta here you dumb p**...!".
Wojciech cried, "No no no! I am German! Don't you see my Liederhosen? Why do you think I am Polish?"
The counterman says "This is a hardware store."
If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?
November thirst.
inflation
There's the story of an old lady selling pretzels for 25 cents on a corner in New York. Every day a young man passes her at lunchtime and drops a quarter in the cup but doesn't take a pretzel. She never says a word. He does this for three years, until one day he drops the quarter in her cup and she finally speaks. They're 35 cents now.
Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today?
Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)
What Is Chutzpah?
Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, sheer guts plus arrogance; it's Yiddish and no other word, and no other language, can do it justice.
A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for a dollar each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time and as he passed the pretzel stand he would leave her $1.00, but never take a pretzel.
This offering went on for more than 3 years. The two of them never spoke. One day as the young man passed the old lady's stand and left his dollar as usual, the pretzel lady spoke to him for the first time in over 3 years. Without blinking an eye she said: "They're $1.25 now."
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