The Best 20 Prettiest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prettiest jokes. There are some prettiest brightest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prettiest busiest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prettiest Jokes and Puns

When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen.

I was touched.

Three ladies.

Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. They found a magic mirror that told them this "each of you has to say something about herself, if it's true I'll grant you a wish but if it's false I'll kill you ". The ladies agreed, and the redhead said "i have the cutest boyfriend" and the mirror killed her. The brunette said "i have the prettiest car " and the mirror killed her. And the blonde said "wait I'm thinking " and the mirror killed her.

Fin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are captured by a witch

The witch tells them, "If you say something about yourself that is true, I will let you go, if not, you will vanish into thin air"

The brunette says, "I think I'm the prettiest"
*Poof!* the brunette disappears.

The redhead says, "I think I'm the smartest"
*Poof!* the redhead disappears.

The blonde says, "I think..." *Poof!*

Prettiest joke, A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are captured by a witch

Magic carpet

A blonde , a brunette and a red head walk into a carpet store and spot a talking magic carpet.

It spoke, "if you step on me and lie, you will disappear with a POOF!"

The brunette steps on first and says, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in town."

She vanished with a POOF!

The red head steps on the carpet and says, "I think I'm the smartest girl in town."

She vanished with a POOF!

The blonde steps on the carpet and says, "I think-"

She vanished with a POOF!

So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute.....

She had the Prettiest face I ever came across.


I said to my girlfriend "Why do the stupidest guys get the prettiest girlfriends?" and she said "Aw, thanks.

Last night my girlfriend asked me "Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight?"

Prettiest joke, Last night my girlfriend asked me "Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"

A guy arrives home early...

Father: you're home early...

Son: *sigh* yeah, I got kicked out.

Father: What?! Why?!

Son: the prettiest girl in my math class offered to give me a handjob and I just couldn't say no

Father: I don't think they're going to let you teach there anymore

A lonely man sits at the bar...

He watches a goofy looking little man sitting and talking to a gorgeous lady, eventually walking out arm in arm.
He asks the bartender "How does he do that?"
Bartender replies "I dunno. He's here every night, and takes home the prettiest lady in the bar every time. And all he does is sit back there in that booth and lick his eyebrows."

What did Bill Clinton find attractive about Monica Lewinsky?

He said she had the prettiest smile he ever came across.

Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across.

Your mother has the prettiest teeth I ever came across.

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What did the old man say to the prettiest nurse at the nursing home?

"Help! I've fallen for you and I can't get it up!"

Magical Mirror

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth β€” if you lie, you disappear.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. I think I'm the smartest woman on earth. POOF! She disappears.

The redhead goes up to try. I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth. POOF! She disappears.

The blonde goes up. I think– POOF!"

THAT SMILE

A reporter asks Bill Clinton,. 'What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?"
He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

A Blonde, A Brunette and an Asian were stuck on an Island...

and a genie came out and said, "each one of you have to tell me a truth, if you lie, I will make you disappear!"

The Asian proceeded to say, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world!"

Puff! She disappeared.

The Brunette then said, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world!"

Puff! She disappeared.

The Blonde, having witnessed this, got scared and nervously said, "I think..."

Puff!

She was just a prostitute...

but she had the prettiest face I'd ever come accross.

Prettiest joke, She was just a prostitute...

Once upon a time there lived in a certain village a little country girl, the prettiest creature who was ever seen.

Then she grow up.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?

OK, could you step aside a bit? I can't see, you're too fat.

i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep.

Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills.


Why was the prettiest nurse in the hospital called 'Appendix'?

Because only doctors were allowed to take her out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prettiest prettier jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prettiest poof piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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