Prettier Jokes
13 prettier jokes and hilarious prettier puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prettier that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Prettier Short Jokes
Short prettier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prettier humour may include short prettiest jokes also.
- My taste in women is much like my taste in wine Right now i like them younger, sweeter, and prettier. As i age, i start to like them older, more bitter, and contributing to my alcoholism.
- CoVid-19 is making the world a prettier place. I mean, the ugly people are still there, but the mask does a great job of hiding it.
- I was talking to my wife... She asked me: how do I look?
I said: a thousand times prettier than last time
Really?
Unfortunately, 1000 times 0 is still 0 - Follow your dreams......... Text them. Text them again. Show up at their job. Find out if their exes are prettier than you.
- As soon as I find a girl that is wealthier, prettier, smarter, funnier, better connected, into physical deformities, and more than willing to take care of a grown adult. I'll move out of my moms
- Someone told me that if i ever feel down about myself i should look at the mirror to look to a beautiful person. But the mirror just told me that Snow White is prettier than me.
- I told a waitress she was much prettier without glasses so she set down her tray of drinks.
- My wife and i lost 150 pounds combined! Shes much prettier without those other 149 weighing her down
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Prettier One Liners
Which prettier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prettier? I can suggest the ones about nicer and lighter.
- I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said "So are you"
- I'm pretty sober. But I'm prettier drunk.
Great Prettier Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about prettier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smarter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prettier pranks.
A woman calls her husband
She asks him, "do you think my sister is prettier than me?"
There's a long pause.
Then the husband answers, no, honey, definitely not."
She replies, "then why did it take you so long to answer??"
He says, "I had to ask her to turn around so I could see her face."
A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him
"Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks.
"She's no one," he responds.
But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my mistress."
"And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks.
"That's Bob's mistress," the man replies.
"Ours is prettier."
