Pretentious Jokes
31 pretentious jokes and hilarious pretentious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pretentious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pretentious Short Jokes
Short pretentious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pretentious humour may include short pedantic jokes also.
- My girlfriend thinks I'm pretentious She walked in on me reading a book on existential philosophy. She was like "oh my God! Are you for real?" I said "that's what I'm trying to figure out."
- Pretentious It's not really fair for me to say because I don't know him very well but out of all the numbers I feel like 9 is the most pretentious.
- Well out driving with my father we came across the sign that said U-turn okay. I told my father I thought it was a bit pretentious for a road sign to be judging people on their driving abilities.
- When talking to people on the internet, calling someone condescending and pretentious is condescending and pretentious.
- pretentious is when... you speak about Mozart without ever having seen any of his paintings.
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Pretentious One Liners
Which pretentious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pretentious? I can suggest the ones about prestigious and condescending.
- What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom.
- Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.
I nearly choked on my latte. - My wife just called me pretentious. I was so surprised my monocle fell out.
- My dog is so pretentious that... ...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.
- What is the Latin word for Hipster? *Pretentious Pretentious*
- A tragic haiku hipsters panicking
need a new pretentious food
quinoa's too mainstream - The alphabet is such a pretentious snob... ... it always says "hi", "jk".
- What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant? A pretentious connoisseurous.
- What do you call a pretentious coffee? A latte-dah!
- Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?
- Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves.
- People who travel are so pretentious... I know because I travel a lot
- What happens when a pretentious flautist smokes p**...? He's highfalutin
- Pancakes are pretentious. I wish they'd call themselves what they really are: bi-cakes.
Howlingly Hilarious Pretentious Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about pretentious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean picky jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pretentious pranks.
Some people have said that I'm a spoilt and pretentious rich kid that doesn't have to work, but they don't know my struggles. For instance I really don't like my Boss.
I much prefer my Balenciaga, but sometimes I have to wear it to appease mother.
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What do you call a pretentious criminal who is going down an escalator?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?
A condescending condescending
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There are a lot of cons about Switzerland...
...Their pretentiousness, their tax-evading bank accounts, their neutrality
But on the other hand, their flag is a big plus.
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My pretentious friend thinks he's a w**... aficionado all of a sudden.
He thinks he's all highbrow.
