Pretentious Jokes

Funniest Pretentious Short Jokes

Short pretentious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pretentious humour may include short pedantic jokes also.

1. I absolutely can not stand Brown people. It's just that I had an ex graduate from there and she was super pretentious.
2. My girlfriend thinks I'm pretentious She walked in on me reading a book on existential philosophy. She was like "oh my God! Are you for real?" I said "that's what I'm trying to figure out."
3. Pretentious (OC) It's not really fair for me to say because I don't know him very well but out of all the numbers I feel like 9 is the most pretentious.
4. What do you call a pretentious criminal who is going down an escalator? A condescending con descending.
5. Well out driving with my father we came across the sign that said U-turn okay. I told my father I thought it was a bit pretentious for a road sign to be judging people on their driving abilities.
6. What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending condescending
7. There are a lot of cons about Switzerland... ...Their pretentiousness, their tax-evading bank accounts, their neutrality
   But on the other hand, their flag is a big plus.
8. When talking to people on the internet, calling someone condescending and pretentious is condescending and pretentious.
9. pretentious is when... you speak about Mozart without ever having seen any of his paintings.
10. Someone told me today that I'm pretentious... Moi!?!?

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Pretentious One Liners

Which pretentious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pretentious? I can suggest the ones about prestigious and arrogant.

1. What does a pretentious owl say? Whom whom.
2. Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.
   I nearly choked on my latte.
3. My wife just called me pretentious. I was so surprised my monocle fell out.
4. Someone called me pretentious today. I nearly choked on my honey-cardamom latte.
5. Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves.
6. My dog is so pretentious that... ...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.
7. People who travel are so pretentious... I know because I travel a lot
8. What is the Latin word for Hipster? *Pretentious Pretentious*
9. A tragic haiku hipsters panicking
   need a new pretentious food
   quinoa's too mainstream
10. Hipsters were tensious before it was cool. Because they're pretentious.
11. Somebody called me pretentious today... I almost choked on my chai latte.
12. The alphabet is such a pretentious snob... ... it always says "hi", "jk".
13. Pancakes are pretentious. I wish they'd call themselves what they really are: bi-cakes.
14. What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant? A pretentious connoisseurous.
15. What do you call a pretentious coffee? A latte-dah!

Howlingly Hilarious Pretentious Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about pretentious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean condescending jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pretentious pranks.