The Best 21 Pretentious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pretentious jokes. There are some pretentious hydroxide jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pretentious arrogant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pretentious Jokes and Puns

What does a pretentious owl say?

Whom whom.

I absolutely can not stand Brown people.

It's just that I had an ex graduate from there and she was super pretentious.

My girlfriend thinks I'm pretentious

She walked in on me reading a book on existential philosophy. She was like "oh my God! Are you for real?" I said "that's what I'm trying to figure out."

Pretentious joke, My girlfriend thinks I'm pretentious

Someone called me pretentious today.

I nearly choked on my honey-cardamom latte.

Pretentious (OC)

It's not really fair for me to say because I don't know him very well but out of all the numbers I feel like 9 is the most pretentious.


Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious.

They're so full of themselves.

My dog is so pretentious that...

...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.

Pretentious joke, My dog is so pretentious that...

People who travel are so pretentious...

I know because I travel a lot

What do you call a pretentious criminal who is going down an escalator?

A condescending con descending.

Well out driving with my father we came across the sign that said U-turn okay.

I told my father I thought it was a bit pretentious for a road sign to be judging people on their driving abilities.

What is the Latin word for Hipster?

*Pretentious Pretentious*

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A tragic haiku

hipsters panicking
need a new pretentious food
quinoa's too mainstream

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Hipsters were tensious before it was cool.

Because they're pretentious.

Somebody called me pretentious today...

I almost choked on my chai latte.

My pretentious friend thinks he's a weed aficionado all of a sudden.

He thinks he's all highbrow.

Pretentious joke, My pretentious friend thinks he's a weed aficionado all of a sudden.

What happens when a pretentious flautist smokes pot?

He's highfalutin

The alphabet is such a pretentious snob...

... it always says "hi", "jk".

Pancakes are pretentious.

I wish they'd call themselves what they really are: bi-cakes.


When talking to people on the internet, calling someone condescending and pretentious is condescending and pretentious.

What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant?

A pretentious connoisseurous.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pretentious arty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pretentious pedantic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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