The Best 25 Pretends Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pretends jokes. There are some pretends jumps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pretends fake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pretends Jokes and Puns

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

He's an artificial sweetner.

Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.

A young businessman has just set up his own company. He rents an office downtown and buys some trendy furniture for it. Sitting behind his new desk, he suddenly sees a potential client come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picks up the phone and pretends that he's calling an important client. Offer them no more than $3 million! he shouts

down the phone. And tell them that if it isn't finished by next week, they won't get a penny! After hanging up , the man says to the visitor, "Hello? Can I help you?" And the visitor replies, Yes, I'm from the phone company. I've come to connect your phone line.

Pretends joke, Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up.

A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity and has his way with him.

The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars, "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you from behind?"

The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"

A lawyer is about to enter a party..............

A lawyer is about to enter a party and decides to tell people that he's a doctor instead of a lawyer since people seem to think badly about lawyers and has always been attacked by lawyers jokes. After he's mingled for a little while, a guy comes up to him and tells him that there's another doctor there who works at the same hospital he does. To his surprise, this other doctor plays along and pretends to know him. After the party ends, the guy goes up to the doctor and says, Thanks for playing along. So, what does it feel like to be a real doctor? The man replies, I wouldn't know. I work for the IRS.

To keep sex interesting after 4 years of marriage, my wife and I like to roleplay. I pretend I'm the neighborhood handyman..

and she pretends she's still attracted to me.

My girlfriend and I like to roleplay

She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists.

Pretends joke, My girlfriend and I like to roleplay

What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet.

A sham poo.

[gun goes off]

[every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]

ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway

A comedian pretends to enter a marathon...

It's a running joke.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Cinco De Mayo?

On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.

You can explore pretends aim reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pretends opens dad jokes. There are also pretends puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Husband goes home drunk

To avoid trouble, he takes out his laptop and pretends to be busy.

His wife went close to him and asked, "You are drunk again, right"

Husband: No!

Wife: Then why are you typing on your briefcase?

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a dog that pretends to be a cat?

Fake Mews

What has 4 thumbs and pretends to be an adult at a movie theater?

Dis guise!

What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't?

A phony

Pretends joke, What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't?

What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret?

A panty-mime

For some reason my girlfriend pretends she's 13 when we are in bed

But I tell her that it's weird and pointless since she will be 13 next year

Recent Studies show over 80% of people privately admit to peeing in the shower.

But everyone puts on airs and pretends to be disgusted when I publicly admit to doing it in the bathtub.

Sometimes my dad pretends to be invisible.

She's transparent.

What do you call someone who pretends to be your enemy?


My long term girlfriend and I like to play a sex game to spice things up and keep it interesting...

She pretends to be a nurse, and I pretend that I'm still attracted to her.

What do you call a sex act where one person pretends to be American and dominates the other?


My girlfriend pretends shes 13 in bed

America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual

We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pretends pretend jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pretends impersonate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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