Prete Jokes
14 prete jokes and hilarious prete puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prete that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Prete Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
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I once had to pretend that i was taking a s**..., so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet
It was a shampoo.
How to tell if you are old?
Pretend to fall down. If people laugh, you are not old yet.
What does a pretentious owl say?
Whom whom.
Pretend you're in a jungle, what do you do if a tiger is chasing you and catching up to you?
Stop pretending.
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat
...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time
When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it...
But im a big fan.
Pretentious (OC)
It's not really fair for me to say because I don't know him very well but out of all the numbers I feel like 9 is the most pretentious.
I've never pretended to be something I'm not...
Except sober.
I've pretended to be sober before.
How does a pre-teen celebrate the new year?
The Ball Drop
Never pretend to be something you're not.
Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that.
Let's pretend we live in a simulation. How did they implement Global Warming?
They used an Al-Gore-ithm.
When you pretend to shake a salt shaker into your mouth with you eyes closed your brain makes you taste the salt
,but it's impossible to do without looking really gay
My pretentious friend thinks he's a w**... aficionado all of a sudden.
He thinks he's all highbrow.
Pre-tests are a s**... name for it.
They should call them EXAMples
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