Prete Jokes

14 prete jokes and hilarious prete puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prete that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Cheeky Prete Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good prete joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I once had to pretend that i was taking a s**..., so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet

It was a shampoo.

How to tell if you are old?

Pretend to fall down. If people laugh, you are not old yet.

What does a pretentious owl say?

Whom whom.

Pretend you're in a jungle, what do you do if a tiger is chasing you and catching up to you?

Stop pretending.

Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat

...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time

When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it...

But im a big fan.

Pretentious (OC)

It's not really fair for me to say because I don't know him very well but out of all the numbers I feel like 9 is the most pretentious.

I've never pretended to be something I'm not...

Except sober.
I've pretended to be sober before.

How does a pre-teen celebrate the new year?

The Ball Drop

Never pretend to be something you're not.

Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that.

Let's pretend we live in a simulation. How did they implement Global Warming?

They used an Al-Gore-ithm.

When you pretend to shake a salt shaker into your mouth with you eyes closed your brain makes you taste the salt

,but it's impossible to do without looking really gay

My pretentious friend thinks he's a w**... aficionado all of a sudden.

He thinks he's all highbrow.

Pre-tests are a s**... name for it.

They should call them EXAMples

Prete joke, Pre-tests are a s**... name for it.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about prete can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of prete puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Prete joke, Pre-tests are a s**... name for it.

Prete joke, Pre-tests are a s**... name for it.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these prete jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.