Prete Jokes
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I once had to pretend that i was taking a s**..., so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet
It was a shampoo.
What does a pretentious owl say?
Whom whom.
Pretend you're in a jungle, what do you do if a tiger is chasing you and catching up to you?
Stop pretending.
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat
...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time
When im alone i like to pretend im a wind turbine. My wife hates it...
But im a big fan.
Pretentious
It's not really fair for me to say because I don't know him very well but out of all the numbers I feel like 9 is the most pretentious.
I've never pretended to be something I'm not...
Except sober.
I've pretended to be sober before.
How does a pre-teen celebrate the new year?
The Ball Drop
Never pretend to be something you're not.
Unless you're pretending to be sober, in which case that's probably a good idea. Keep doing that.
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My pretentious friend thinks he's a w**... aficionado all of a sudden.
He thinks he's all highbrow.
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Pre-tests are a s**... name for it.
They should call them EXAMples
Can anyone pretend to be my gay lover at my family Christmas party?
My real ones are all busy this year.
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What happens when a pretentious flautist smokes p**...?
He's highfalutin
How do you know someone's pretending to be otherkin?
Zhe's faekin.
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