Pret Jokes
84 pret jokes and hilarious pret puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pret that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious and creative jokes about the famous UK sandwich chain Pret a Manger! These jokes are sure to make you laugh and they can be shared on the streets, or over the internet. Get ready to find out how pretty Pret can be!
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Fun-Filled Pret Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What is a good pret joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a s**... forest
A little upset to find out he came back
I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be a musician
First thing is, that I don't have the talent and the second is, that I cannot C sharp due to my glasses
What does a pretentious owl say?
Whom whom.
I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian
Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god.
And only an Italian son could think his mother was a v**....
Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat
...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time
We're pretty competitive
My brother and I sometimes laugh on how competitive we can be, but I laugh more!
It was pretty hard to find a cheap way to get our son circumcised...
...But in the end we pulled it off.
I'm pretty great with money.
Folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding.
I'm pretty sure my parents are getting me a sweater for Christmas, but I really would have preferred a moaner or screamer.
Pretty woman sneezes
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.
"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.
The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows.
You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11?
0.81818
I'm pretty sober.
But I'm prettier drunk.
My brother's pretty good at Russian Roulette...
He's only lost once.
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.
Oh the irony.
I'm pretty bad at apologising..
So I just say... "unfuck you".
A pretty lady with bad gas farts in an Apple store...
She looks around and loudly proclaims "HA! Bet you wish you had Windows now!"
The pretty teacher was concerned with
one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love." the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a c**...!"
I was pretty upset when I heard clocks get set ahead an hour...
Oh well. Not worth losing sleep over it.
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.
Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.
So I have a pretty good fathers day joke
Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home
I know pretty well how batteries must feel
I'm rarely ever included in things either.
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Pret One Liners
Which pret one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pret? I can suggest the ones about talent and sharp.
- If you were a letter you'd be somewhere between a and s Because you're pre-t
- Lunch today was to die for. Sesame seed baguette from Pret a Manger.
