The Best 4 Presumptuous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Presumptuous jokes. There are some presumptuous smug jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these presumptuous inarticulate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Presumptuous Jokes and Puns

So I took this girl back to my place. While making
out, things started getting hot and heavy....

I take my pants off and give her a look. Offended, she says, "Woah, woah... don't you think that's being a little presumptuous?" So I replied, "Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old."

A guy is making out with a girl and things are going well...

When he thinks, "hey things are going my way quickly, so screw second base, I'm going for third."

He tries, but the girl backs off, and she says "wow, that's a little presumptuous don't you think?"

The man replies "Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an 8-year-old..."

So I brought this girl back to my place

and even after lying in bed for an hour, things weren't heating up at all. Finally, I got frustrated and asked her, "so are we going to have sex, or what?"

She replied all annoyed and said, "Sex? Isn't that presumptuous?"

So I shot right back at her, "'Presumptuous?' That's a pretty big word for a 12 year old."

My son started calling me by my first name. I said, That's a bit presumptuous. Call me Dad.

He said, Now who's being presumptuous?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the presumptuous infrequently jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working presumptuous arrogantly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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