The Best 4 Presume Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Presume jokes. There are some presume think jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these presume surely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Presume Jokes and Puns

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice..

At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

How is a toddler like a cell phone?

If you can't find it within three days, you can presume it's dead.

I saw a poor man fall over today on the street.

At least I presume he was poor - he only had $5 in his wallet.

For my 3rd cake day I'd like to re-re retell

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That my favorite joke is good ol' #788

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the presume guess jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working presume posit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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