Prestigious Jokes
14 prestigious jokes and hilarious prestigious puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about prestigious that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Prestigious Short Jokes
Short prestigious jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The prestigious humour may include short renowned jokes also.
- Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster.
- Have you seen the last BATMAN vs. WOLVERINE movie ?? It was very prestigious !!!
ok, I tried..
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Prestigious One Liners
Which prestigious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with prestigious? I can suggest the ones about respectable and luxurious.
- Why is it prestigious to wear a c**...? It's a members-only jacket.
Fun-Filled Prestigious Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about prestigious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pretentious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make prestigious pranks.
A poor farmer came to the Parliament house
A poor farmer came to the Parliament house in New Delhi to meet with an officer. He kept his bicycle near the high walls of the building and proceeded to the entrance.
The security guard came running towards him and hurriedly asked him to remove the bicycle.
This is a very prestigious place. High profile men, ministers and judges come here
The farmer innocently replied, I know that. I have locked my cycle, nobody can take it
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A rural country man is visiting a prestigious college in the big city for the first time.
He's a little lost, so he flags down a passing student and asks, "'Scuse me, could y'all tell me where the library's at?"
The student draws himself up in a huff, and answers haughtily, "I'll have you know that I am an English major with a 4.0 GPA, and I absolutely refuse to answer a question that ends in a preposition!"
The country man thinks for a moment. "OK, then. Could y'all tell me where the library's at, *a**...?"*
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Last week I submitted a ten page in depth technical description of my groundbreaking invention to a prestigious journal... but it didn't get published.
They said I should just call a s**... a s**....
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house.
Police are looking into it.
And are preparing a probing investigation.
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau run a 100-meter race...
Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."
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Jon Bon Jovi was inducted into the Rock hall of fame
I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"
He said "Woah, we're halfway there".
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My friend went to this really prestigious, super expensive prep academy.
I mean these kids are so rich they hire hitmen to do their school shootings.
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The Club of People That Made Things That Plug Into Computers
There is a prestigious and hard-to-get-into club of people who invented things that plug into computers, like the USB, HDMI, ethernet and so on. This club meets regularly but then, after a few years, the inventor of the USB died. It was a very sad time, but they held a beautiful f**... service for him. The other club members served as pallbearers and lowered the coffin into the grave. Then, they lifted it up again, turned it 180 degrees...
Patrick was drinking heavily on a Tuesday night at his local pub.
He raised his glass and proclaimed, in toast, "here's to spending the rest of me life, layin' in bed next to me wife."
The toast was met with raucous cheers and applause. Patrick was given the toast of the night award, given out on every Tuesday at the pub.
When he brought the trophy home to his wife Patty she asked him what he said to get the prestigious award. Treading carefully, he replied "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sittin' in church next to me wife."
The next day Patty was shopping in the market when she ran into Patrick's best friend, also named Patrick. "What a great toast Patrick had last night" Patrick said excitedly.
Patty agreed, albeit a little confused, "yeah but I don't know where it came from, we only do that twice a year and when we do I have to pull Patrick's ear to get him to come."
The mathematician's interview
A mathematician is interviewing for a prestigious job. To make sure he has the right morals, the interviewer gives him the following situation:
"You're late for a meeting, when you come across a burning house, a fire hydrant, and a fire hose lying across the street. What do you do?"
The mathematician responds:
"People's lives are more important than the meeting. I screw the fire hose into the hydrant and put out the fire before coming to the office."
The interviewer is impressed, but asks him a followup question just to make sure:
"You're late for a meeting when you pass a fire hose connected to a hydrant, next to a perfectly safe house. What do you do?"
The mathematician thinks for a moment, then replies:
"I unscrew the fire hose, carry it across the street, and set the house on fire. Then I've reduced it to a problem I've already solved."