The Best 15 Pressured Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pressured jokes. There are some pressured duress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pressured pressure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pressured Jokes and Puns

Brett Kavanaugh has stated that he will not be pressured into withdrawing his Supreme Court bid by the allegations made against him.

He sounds like the kind of guy who just won't take 'no' for an answer.

I wonder

Do oranges want to be juice or they pressured into it?

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.

That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

Pressured joke, I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his

Pascal walks into a bar.

He then feels pressured to leave.

I recently bought a boat for a friend.

I was pier pressured.


Someone pressured me into smoking weed one time and it still scares me to this day

I call it blunt force trauma

Did you hear about the two melons who are being pressured by their parents into having a traditional wedding?

They cantaloupe

Pressured joke, Did you hear about the two melons who are being pressured by their parents into having a traditional

Why does a watched pot never boil?

Because it's a pressured cooker

My friend pressured me into smoking weed with him on a dock.

I guess you could call that pier-pressure!

Why did the orange turn into juice?

Because it was pressured into doing so.

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.



That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

You can explore pressured urged reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pressured dispensary dad jokes. There are also pressured puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I wonder if Brady was pressured into cheating.

David Bowie and Freddie Mercury were on a road trip

When one of their tyres blew out.

Turns out it was under pressured.

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game

But I'm not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

Do you think oranges become juice willingly

Or are they getting pressured into it?

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