Pressure Cooker Jokes
19 pressure cooker jokes and hilarious pressure cooker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pressure cooker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pressure Cooker Short Jokes
Short pressure cooker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pressure cooker humour may include short cooking pot jokes also.
- Deal I got on Amazon today Got a great deal on Amazon today: bought the ex-wife a new pressure cooker. It's the bomb.
- Don't be a glass plate that breaks from the first shock Be a pressure cooker, the fire is under you and the heat inside you while you are whistling and don't even care!
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Pressure Cooker One Liners
Which pressure cooker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pressure cooker? I can suggest the ones about cooker and boiling pot.
- Why did the pressure cooker jump off the pier? Peer pressure!
- What do you call a chef on a time constraint? A pressure cooker!
- Creating diamonds in a pressure cooker is awesome and it's really... ... pretty coal.
- The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous.
- How do you teach a baby to whistle? You put it into a pressure cooker.
- Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure. - What do you call a pressure cooker bomb in New York? All American Fried Chicken!
- Why does a watched p**... never boil? Because it's a pressured cooker
Hilarious Pressure Cooker Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about pressure cooker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooking pan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pressure cooker pranks.
The husband and the horse.
The husband seated, reading his newspaper when his wife, furious, came from the kitchen and hits him in the head with a skillet .
Startled, he gets up and asks:
- Why did you do that? She responds: - I found this is the piece of paper in your pants with Mary's name and number. - Honey, remember the day I went to the horse racing? Yeah ... Mary was the horse I bet on, and the number was how much they were paying for the bet. The woman then left asking for apologies...
Days later, there he was again seated when he receives a new punch, this time with a pressure cooker.
Even more surprised (and dizzy), he asks: - What happened now, my love? She replies: - Your horse just called ...