Press Bell Jokes

The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy.

A local priest was walking down the street of his small town. He was happily humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house.
Hey there, kid said the priest with a kind smile, let me help you out. The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy.
Anything else I can do for you? he asked.
Yes, said the boy, nodding eagerly. Run! We've only got a few seconds before they come!

A man visits a p**.... He presses the door bell...

...*DING d**...*!
The p**... opens the door. She looks at the man. She says:
"What do you want with me? You've got no arms or legs?"
The man replies:
"I managed to reach the door bell, didn't I?"

Passing an office building late one night, a little Johnny saw a sign that said, “Press bell for night watchman.”
He did so, and after several minutes he heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.
The old, uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled at the kid, “what do you want?”
“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it for yourself…?”