Following is our collection of funny Presley jokes. There are some presley ellen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these presley cobain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?
Yes, how can I help you?
Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling
Oh, hi
Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!
Really? Wow! That's..
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet
I'm all shook up…
I've just received an automated phone call saying I've won either £250 cash or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute concert. Should I press 1 for the money or 2 for the show?
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
She told me, "Hey, your son is just like Elvis Presley!"
I was a little shocked. "That's... is he that talented?!"
To which she replied, "Oh no, we found him dead on the toilet."
Just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.
...it said press 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Amal Shookup
The paramedics found him and realised he was in shock and so they told him, "Mr. Presley, we need you to step out of the vehicle, you're all shook up."
"Uhuh huh"
It will be for people who love meat tender.
Says text 1 for the money or 2 for the show
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Elfis Presley
(I'll get my coat)
Elvish Presley
He always wanted a little less Converse Asian
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
Pelvis Presley.
Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.
'Cause he's dead.
Elf-is Presley.
because I've never caught a rabbit.
Elvish Presley
He said, "Uhuh, I can do that...thank you very much."
He said, "I'm caught in a trout."
He buys a new Cadillac for her sixteenth birthday
Elvish Presley
Yargh! "Love Me Tender," matey!
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