The Best 26 Presley Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Presley jokes. There are some presley ellen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Presley Jokes and Puns

I got a phone call from my son's school today

Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?

Yes, how can I help you?

Hi, This is little Billy's music teacher calling

Oh, hi

Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!

Really? Wow! That's..

Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet

My wife just left me, screaming, "ALL YOU EVER DO IS QUOTE ELVIS PRESLEY LYRICS TO ME!"

I'm all shook up…

I want people's opinions to help me decide something...

I've just received an automated phone call saying I've won either £250 cash or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute concert. Should I press 1 for the money or 2 for the show?

Presley joke, I want people's opinions to help me decide something...

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

So I got a call from my son's music teacher...

She told me, "Hey, your son is just like Elvis Presley!"

I was a little shocked. "That's... is he that talented?!"

To which she replied, "Oh no, we found him dead on the toilet."


Please be careful!!!!! don't know if this is a scam, I've just received a phone call saying I've won tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show then it said.

Just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show.

I've just received a phone call saying I've won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show...

...it said press 1 for the money, 2 for the show

Presley joke, I've just received a phone call saying I've won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show

What do you call a middle eastern Elvis Presley impersonator?

Amal Shookup

Elvis was driving down the highway when he got into an accident.

The paramedics found him and realised he was in shock and so they told him, "Mr. Presley, we need you to step out of the vehicle, you're all shook up."

"Uhuh huh"

I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses.

It will be for people who love meat tender.

Dont know if this is a scam but just got a text saying i won £250 or two tickets to elvis presley tribute act...

Says text 1 for the money or 2 for the show

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Which elf was the best singer?

Elfis Presley

(I'll get my coat)

What do you call an Elvis Presley lookalike that's 5'4"?

Elvish Presley

Elvis Presley reportedly sent back shoes because they said "Made In China".

He always wanted a little less Converse Asian

STILL THE KING

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

He's got blue suede shoes and his hips don't lie. Who is he?

Pelvis Presley.

Presley joke, He's got blue suede shoes and his hips don't lie. Who is he?

To celebrate the launch of the new website we are offering one lucky winner $50 in cash or a meal for 2 at an Elvis Presley tribute.

Just comment '1' for the money or '2' for the show.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

'Cause he's dead.

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.


Elvis Presley would never call me his friend...

because I've never caught a rabbit.

What do you call an elf singer?

Elvish Presley

I asked the hairdresser to cut my hair like Elvis Presley.

He said, "Uhuh, I can do that...thank you very much."

Elvis Presley was eaten by a fish one day and his friends were asking where he was.

He said, "I'm caught in a trout."

What does Elvis Presley do after sex?

He buys a new Cadillac for her sixteenth birthday

What is Legolas' favourite singer?

Elvish Presley

What was the chicken eating pirate's favorite Elvis Presley song?

Yargh! "Love Me Tender," matey!

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