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What are the best presidential puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Presidential? Well here is a complete list of the top presidential jokes:

The 2016 US Presidential Election

That's it. That's the entire fucking joke.

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Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

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Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race...

if he learned it had cancer.

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So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today..

I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.

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Racist Presidential Joke

If I say the president is half white, does that make me an optimist?

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I refuse to vote in the US presidential elections!

Mainly because I don't live there, nor am I american.

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Mitt Romney

The Republicans tried to show Romney's softer side at last week's Republican Convention. Speaking of the matter, Mrs. Romney commented that the Presidential hopeful has no problem going soft. In fact, he's been going soft ever since the conception of their last son in 1981.

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Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.


Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best presidential jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 8 puns about presidential. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty presidential gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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