Presidential Debate Jokes
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- Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate! The Voyager probe, flying away from earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.
- I missed the Vice Presidential debate... Can someone please tell me what all the buzz is about?
- SNL does great parodies of presidential debates. For some reason this one is airing on a Tuesday though
- What's the difference between an argument in kindergarten and the presidential debate? About 70 years
- While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
- You think the Presidential debate was hard to watch? Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.
- How is a presidential debate like the show The View? Both have a couple of idiots talking over each other and not making a point.
- I keep burning food with my Presidential Debate microwave... I set it for 2 minutes but it never stops on time.
- A bipolar patient, dementia patient, and narcissist walk into a club. And the announcer says Welcome to the first 2020 presidential debate.
- I was surprised while watching the presidential debate last night... I didn't know my TV had the comedy channel.
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- Who won the presidential debate last night? People who didn't watch
- Who lost the American Presidential Debate? America.
- What's missing from tonight's presidential debate? The laugh track.
- Donald and Hillary walk into a presidential debate. And America walks out
- After the presidential debate, they debate about the debate. Mind Blown
- So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast.
- I think that the American presidential debate... ...was hillaryous!
- the winner of the US presidential debate Is every other country in the world
- The Presidential Debates... Title.
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Normally I hate those t**..., fake, rigged reality TV shows...
But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.
As a Canadian, the Presidential Debate feels like...
As a Canadian, the Presidential Debate feels like overhearing your downstairs neighbours debating about whether or not to set the building on fire.
What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?
Microphones!
I decided to vote for the most presidential and least controversial person I saw on the debate last night...
So I'm going to vote for Lester Holt.
What do you call it, when 10 liberal presidential candidates give their speeches and promises all at the same time?
Mass Debating
Best presidential debate
1990's Hilary v 2000 Hilary v 2004 Hilary v 2008 Hilary v now Hilary
AHS and the presidential debate are both on tonight.
I guess that means there's two different American horror stories tonight then.
Why was there a third candidate allowed on stage at the second U.S. presidential debate?
Because they didn't designate it a no fly zone.
After the presidential debate, now I'm sure who will receive my support.
Congratulations, Lester Holt.
What did Monica Lewinsky lean over and say to Mark Cuban at the Presidential Debate?
Is that a Cuban Cigar?
Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever
Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage.
In honor of the Democratic presidential candidate debate last night ...
... SpaceX decided to demonstrate that they too are feeling the bern.
No democratic debate on Christmas Day
The democratic presidential hopefuls signed a statement not to debate on Christmas Day.
It was a Barry Sanders-clause
My birthday is the 26th, the day of the first Presidential Debate.
I do love comedy on my birthday!
A scientist invents a lie detector
The machine is able to analyse speech patterns and detect lies, beeping whenever it detects a lie. To demonstrate it,he plays it a video of bill clinton, 'I did not have s**... relations with that woman', * beep*.
He takes it to the presidential debates, Hillary says " I am probably the best qualified woman for the job." *beep".
Trump seizes the moment and says " See, she's lying! Crooked Hillary, just like I said." Everyone waits, but there's no beep. Anderson Cooper turns to Trump and says, "Mr. Trump, your response",
Trump says " I think..." *beep*