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Who is the president of china?

An entrepreneur was looking to do business overseas. He asked his assistant "Who is the president of China?"
His assistant replied, "No, Xi is the president of China."
"Who's she?"
No boss, "Hu is Hu, Xi is Xi"

What did the head of WHO say when he was asked, "How did China's president convince you Coronavirus is under control?"

Xi blinded me with science.

The Chinese President dies of a chronic disease. How does his wife feel?

Xi's Jinping with joy.

Chinese President Xi Jinping said the road to peace is long and hard.

That's what Xi said.

What is Xi Jinpings pet name for the Russian president?

Winnie the Putin

The President of China got in a dispute with premier Li keqiang

It turned out to be a real he-said-Xi-said story

What kind of women does President Xi Jing Ping like?

Vachina

With Xi now 'president for life', what's one thing a man in China isn't going to get any time soon?

An e**...'

TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature.

That's why the Chinese people call him "The Great Reader".

President Obama has a meeting with the President of China to discuss debt...

President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden, but they find there is work going on in the garden and lots of mud everywhere. So they have to roll up their trouser legs and step carefully to enter.
They sit down to wait for President Xi, but Biden notices they still have their trousers rolled up. So he whispers: "Mr. President, take down your trousers."
Obama looks horrified. "We owe him THAT MUCH!!!"

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