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American presidents are on a sinking ship!

Ford says: What do we do?
Bush says: Man the lifeboats!
Reagan says: What lifeboats?
Carter says: Women and children first!
Nixon says: Screw the women!
Clinton says: You think we have time?

Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents

Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States
-GW Bush
But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump

Trump marched into the white house

When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.
Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama
Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?
Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23
, clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.

Nixon: "I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"

"Hold my beer"
"Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"

What's former US President Richard Nixon's favorite vegetable?


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