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If Gingrich were to win the presidency...

...can we call his current wife the "third lady?"

Monica Lewinsky just released a statement on the presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton...

She was quoted as saying that she can't vote for Hillary, because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept?

I think they were called the Lincoln Logs.

Presidency joke, Did you know that the 16th presidency had the best records kept?

Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency:

"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

The only reason a Hillary Clinton presidency would be good for our country

At $0.78 cents to the dollar, she'd be a bargain for our country

Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election

She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today

Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency?

This time she won't have to swallow.

Presidency joke, Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today

Monica Lewinsky says she won't endorse Hillary for president...

"The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth"

The U.S. presidency is like my ex.

Anyone can get in.

Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump

the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .

I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes

Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

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Money can't buy you happiness

but it can buy you the presidency

Sometimes when you eat too much carrot,

you turn orange and you run for presidency.

Hillary and Trump tie in the election...

And the election moderator isn't sure what to do. So he decides that the president will be decided by a foot race around the White House lawn.
Trump is up first, and his final time around the lawn is 10 minutes 11 seconds.
Hillary is up next, and her final time around the lawn is 9:20.
The moderator tells Hillary she's won the election and the presidency, and tells her her time. Hillary asks "9:20? Is that a record around the lawn?"
The moderator says "No, Bush did 9:11".

Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator

I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though.

If this Hillary case blows up...

It will be the second time a weiner has ruined the presidency for a Clinton

Presidency joke, If this Hillary case blows up...

What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common?

Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared.

What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common?

They were both ruined by weiners.

Helen of Troy had the face that launched 1000 ships

Hillary Clinton has the face that launched a Trump presidency.

Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy.

Alcohol sales have never been higher.

Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because...

He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house...

This really crashes my belief system.

Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year.

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is that before it happens all you hear is "Don't do it! You'll regret it! You'll lose your freedom! Make the responsible choice!" Then after it happens, they say "We're a still disappointed, but we can still make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Stupid auto-correct: I meant "Trump's presidency" not "teen pregnancy".

I like my nudes the same way I won the presidency

Black male.

Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency...

But he was always hard at work.

Where was Bill Clinton during his presidency?

He was right between the Bushes.

Nixon: "I bet you can't run a more scandal-ridden presidency than me"

"Hold my beer"

"Sure.. Wait this isnt beer"

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.

He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

Trump's presidency is historic...

He's the first president to ever be more concerned about personal insecurity than he is about national security.

Trump really does make everything overseas

He had his shirts made in Korea, his glasses made in China, and his Presidency made in Russia.

When I went to Heavan...

I meet with Paul the Saint. He points to a bunch of clocks behind him

Paul: These are clocks that measure how honest you are. Yours is at 12:45, meaning you have lied 45 times in your lifetime
Me: Whose that clock at 12:00 belongs to?
Paul: That's Mother Teresa's. She has been a perfect person and has never lied
Me: Then whose that one at 11:59? Is he even better than Mother Teresa?
Paul: No. That one belongs to Bill Clinton. He lied so much during his presidency, the clock almost resets to 12:00
Me: I wonder, where's Donald Trump's clock?
Paul: Trump? Its in my office. I am using it as a desk fan

Miss Columbia, Hillary Clinton, and La La Land won Miss Universe, the U.S. Presidency, and Best Picture.

In theory.

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"

No matter what you think about Trump there is one thing you have to give him credit for...

...he really tries hard to end the worst presidency in history.

If The US presidency was a TV show

It would be "Orange is the new black"

How was Bill Clinton able to maintain a steady surplus during his presidency?

He had a great Al Gore rhythm.

Do you know why Irma quit wreaking havoc?

She just gave up when she realized, no matter how hard she tried, she would never become as big a disaster as Trump's presidency.

Say what you will about Trump's Presidency, but you can't overlook what he has accomplished in terms of healthcare specifically life expectancy...

He managed to turn one year into something that feels like an eternity.

According to Trump, a presidency is like a computer.

If it's not doing what you want, you turn it off and on again.

It's interesting how different a US president looks at the end of their presidency. Obama had gray hair. Bush had a bunch of wrinkles..

At the end of JFKs presidency, half of his head was missing.

Why Didn't Monica Lewinsky Vote For Hilary Clinton?

Because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hey, I understand now. Trump's just trying to turn his presidency into his favorite musical.

The Lyin' King.

What's the difference between the presidency and a broken White House clock?

The clock was American made.

What is in common between a comedian, a chocolate factory owner and a criminal?

They are all running for Ukraine Presidency in 2019.

So President Trump wants to abolish the two term limit on the Presidency.

Welcome back President Obama we missed you.

Bill Clinton laid low after his presidency

He sort of just came and went

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.

He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

It is important to remember that Bill Clinton

Spent his entire presidency between two Bushes.

Why can't Trump win the presidency?

Because it's forBiden

Donald Trump is so far behind in the polls... reminds me of the night he won the Presidency.

Why did the Trump Campaign book Four Seasons Landscaping?

Because he ran his presidency into the ground

69 more days left in the Trump Presidency.


If you would have told me on Nov. 10 2016 that the Trump presidency would end with the economy failing and the country dying..

I would have totally believed you.

Joe biden enters the white house. Donald trump says "you don't have the right to take the presidency from me!"

Joe Biden responds: "perhaps not, but I do have the left!"

In the end, Trump cost Republicans the Presidency, the Senate, and the House

He actually did it.. he made America great again!

As his Presidency comes to an end, I think it's important to reflect on the one positive result of Donald Trump's term.

His Covid19 test result.

Ashli Babbitt and Kevin Greeson die and go the Heaven...

At the Pearly Gates they see God who tells them he will answer any question. They look at each other and ask, "Who won the 2020 election?"

Exasperated, God responds, "Oh for the love of...! Biden! Biden won the presidency in a free and fair election! There was no grand conspiracy. The machines weren't hacked. The hand recounts were accurate. Just go into Heaven, you're already ticking me off!"

As they walk through the gates Babbitt and Greeson look at each other and say, "this goes up a lot higher than we thought."

A Reporter Asks Hillary Clinton if she Thinks Monica Will Vote for Her

A reporter asks Hillary Clinton if she thinks Monica will vote for her.

Well , Hillary replies, she already messed up one Clinton presidency, let's just hope she doesn't blow it again.

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