Preserved Jokes
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In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.
All the other paintball players started freaking out though.
f**...
Emily died last week after she fell in the lake.
It's a shame she never learned how to swim.
We brought a life preserver to her f**....
It's what she would have wanted.
Why does fruit dislike being preserved?
The process is jarring.
People tell me we should be preserving endangered species.
But you offer someone a jar of your pickled panda and they lose their s**....
Many things can be preserved in alcohol.
Dignity is not one of them.
I met a sorceress in the desert once
She told me I could have all the churned dairy products and preserved fruit I could ever want, but first I had to marry her and sign a legally binding agreement that she would get it all back if we ever got divorced
Until that day I'd never believed the legends of the prenup butter and jelly sand witch
I decided to donate my body to science
For the time being, I'm following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it.
Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently?
The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts.
Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!
I stabbed the opponent with my knife to preserve ammo
The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.
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