The Best 10 Preserve Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Preserve jokes. There are some preserve preserver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these preserve absorb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Preserve Jokes and Puns

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.

I stabbed the opponent with my knife to preserve ammo

The paintball arena staff threw me out for some reason.

A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.

Christine Nguyen, wanted to keep her surname after marriage, so she resolved to not take on the surname of the man she married, or change her name to a double barrel name that included her family's name.



Luckily, the man she ended up marrying was also Vietnamese American too, who just happened to have the same surname: Nguyen.



It was a win-win situation.

Preserve joke, A Vietnamese American woman, Christine Nguyen, wanted to preserve her surname.

How do Orcs of Mordor preserve their meat?

They use Sauron wrap

Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."

It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."


Why was the white biologist considered racist?

Because he wanted to preserve his culture

What do you call a panda preserve?

A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.

Preserve joke, What do you call a panda preserve?

NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny.

He described himself as an agent of change in Washington.

What was the first thought of the person who created jam/jelly?

I need to preserve my legacy

What do you use to preserve the freshness of genes?

A CRISPR

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the preserve storage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working preserve oxygen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes