The Best 5 Preservatives Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Preservatives jokes. There are some preservatives unhealthy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these preservatives foods puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Preservatives Jokes and Puns

Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives.

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My vegetarian girlfriend started a diet where she has cut out gluten, dairy, and preservatives.

It's not all that bad though, because recently she's been eating more nuts.

Old people shouldn't eat health foods...

They need all the preservatives they can get!

Why is Ronald McDonalds immortal?

Because he's full of preservatives.

If I eat lots of preservatives, won't I live longer?

No, but you will have a longer shelf life.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the preservatives antibiotics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working preservatives dyes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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