Preservatives Jokes

3 preservatives jokes and hilarious preservatives puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about preservatives that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Ridiculous Preservatives Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good preservatives joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.


Emily died last week after she fell in the lake.
It's a shame she never learned how to swim.
We brought a life preserver to her f**....
It's what she would have wanted.

Why does fruit dislike being preserved?

The process is jarring.

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