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Preservatives Jokes

3 preservatives jokes and hilarious preservatives puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about preservatives that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Ridiculous Preservatives Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good preservatives joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

In the middle of the battle, I decided to use a knife to preserve my ammo.

All the other paintball players started freaking out though.

f**...

Emily died last week after she fell in the lake.
It's a shame she never learned how to swim.
We brought a life preserver to her f**....
It's what she would have wanted.

Why does fruit dislike being preserved?

The process is jarring.


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