Presenter Jokes

Get ready to laugh until you're in tears! This article has it all, from last presenter jokes to TV presenter one-liners, to Oscar presenter puns. Whether you're attending a show or just want to crack a joke like Timbuktu, there's something in here for everyone. Enjoy these hilarious jokes from Wallace and get ready to try them out at your next event!

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Best Short Presenter Jokes

These are our top presenter puns. Have fun with a good presenter joke in English with simple presenter humour.

  1. A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You are the lawyer.
    Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?
  2. I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.
  3. Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
    Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
  4. I bought my wife a fridge as an anniversary present. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
  5. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
  6. My friend just gave me a presentation on why I should invest in his sword making business. He made some excellent points.
  7. Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
  8. It's refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises. Although I'm not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.
  9. How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents…
  10. "Give blood, give blood, give blood" everyone says... And then they're all freaked out when they unwrap their presents.
Presenter joke, "Give blood, give blood, give blood" everyone says...

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these presenter jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of presenter puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Presenter One Liners

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  1. Santa is nearby... I can sense his presents
  2. Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents? Because he was on the Nautilus...
  3. So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  4. What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics.
  5. I got an iPad for my birthday from my Chinese friend. Nothing beats a homemade present!
  6. Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect
  7. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide
  8. I bought my wife a book on Mindfulness... ... but she didn't appreciate the present.
  9. I bought my mom a fridge as birthday present Her face really lit up when she opened it.
  10. Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty.
  11. What is the worst present for a person with Alzheimer? A boomerang.
  12. What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction.
  13. The Past, the future and the present walked into a bar An things got tense
  14. The Past, The Present, and The Future walk into a bar It was tense.
  15. The puzzle that I got as a present said 3-5 years I finished it in 20 minutes

Last Presenter Jokes

Here is a list of funny last presenter jokes and even better last presenter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
    ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
  • Santa Claus will be allowed to go out and deliver presents without speading Covid-19 He has spent the last year in the North Pole in Ice-olation
  • I was getting the Xmas decorations down from the attic when i found a present i forgot to give last year..... Shame, as the kids would have loved that puppy.
  • Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear
  • My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was "practically screaming out at her" That's the last time I buy her an orphan
  • Going through the loft and found some Xmas presents from last year A real shame about that dog for the kids...
  • Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation.
  • Marvin Gaye's Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!!
    Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you.
  • Santa Claus: "George, why are you sleeping in one of the boxes from the presents that were gifted to you last year?" George: "Because you told me to live in the present!"
  • Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

Tv Presenter Jokes

Here is a list of funny tv presenter jokes and even better tv presenter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A failed tv presenter, a disgraced newspaper editor and a phone hacker walk into a bar.... ..and the barman says "What'll it be, Piers?"
  • How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
  • My friend said he's a children's TV presenter. How spoilt are children these days that they've got their own TVs??
  • A new TV for racists has just been released All shows and movies are presented in stunning 3K
Presenter joke, A new TV for racists has just been released

Presenter Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about presenter to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make presenter prank.

When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a c**... during s**....

All the slides were just pictures of me.

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.

Thank you honey, she says, Is there anything I can bring back for you?
He laughs, and says, An Italian girl!
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, How was the trip?
Very good, she replies.
And what happened to my present?
Which present? she asks.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!
Oh, that. I did what I could. We'll just have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl.

My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.

I replied, "Yes just once."
The doctor asked, "What was it like?"
I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."

A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room

He says to the police officer, "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
"You are the lawyer," says the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?"

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.

Thank you honey, she says, Is there anything I can bring back for you?
He laughs, and says, An Italian girl!
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, How was the trip?
Very good, she replies.
And what happened to my present?
Which present? she asks.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!
Oh, that. I did what I could. We'll just have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl.

So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week

She said: "Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of small diamonds."
I asked her: "What do you think it means?"
She smiled and said: "I don't know..."
Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present.
I still don't know why she didn't like this book called 'Dreams and their Meanings'.

I received a wedding invitation.

It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any presents at the wedding."
After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So I decided not to attend.

A man goes into a job interview

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.
The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?"
The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale."
The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!"
The man is super happy and says "Yay I got a yob!"

My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have s**.... This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present.

So far she's getting a McChicken.

At a university there was a dean who cared about others and showed exemplary behavior. One day an angel appeared at a faculty conference.

The angel said as a reward for his good deeds that God would give him his choice of eternal riches, eternal wisdom, or eternal beauty.
The dean chose eternal wisdom without hesitation.
"Good," said the angel, disappearing into a cloud of smoke.
Everyone present turned their gazes to the dean, who was illuminated by a faint halo.
A colleague whispered, "Tell me something."
The dean, who had gained eternal wisdom, sighed and said, "I should have chosen eternal riches."

Presenter joke, At a university there was a dean who cared about others and showed exemplary behavior. One day an an

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