The Best 18 Presenter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Presenter jokes. There are some presenter host jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these presenter jeopardy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Presenter Jokes and Puns

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

An American, an Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard, and a German go to see a seminar

They show up late, and can only find seats in the back row. When the presenter notices them come in and take seats in the very back, he shouts to them, "Can you guys see me back there?"

They answered back in order, "Yes" "Oui" "Ken" "Si" "Ja"

A company hire an efficiency expert as a consultant.

To everyone's surprise, the presentation was very interesting. For once many felt like this was a valuable use of time! as the presenter finished up, he said, "I hope you have found use in my presentation today, but I would warn you, be careful about using these techniques at home. The other night I was watching as my wife did the dinner dishes, and noticed some inefficiency in her technique. Wanting to be helpful, I advised her of several small improvements that could add up to maximum efficiency."
One of the attendees raised their hand,"Did it work? Did the dishwashing become more efficient?"
"Oh yes," the consultant replied,"before my advice, my wife took 18 minutes to finish the dishes, now I do it in 12."

Presenter joke, A company hire an efficiency expert as a consultant.

Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear

It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear

A failed tv presenter, a disgraced newspaper editor and a phone hacker walk into a bar....

..and the barman says "What'll it be, Piers?"


An Irish man decides to go on Mastermind....

He's called to the chair.

'Your chosen subject?' asks the presenter.

'Easter Rising of 1916, sir,' he replied.

Time starts now ... What was the date of the Easter Rising of 1916?'

'Pass.'

'Who led the Easter Rising of 1916?'

'Pass.'

'How many men were involved in the Easter Rising of 1916?'

'Pass.'

Suddenly an Irish voice boomed from the studio audience:

'That's right, Paddy - tell them nothing!'

What do you call a depressed presenter at a dentist convention?

A blue tooth speaker

Presenter joke, What do you call a depressed presenter at a dentist convention?

Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow

"Ooh!" said thew presenter, "This is a rare breed, do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"

"Sticks." replied Paddy.

A guy goes on a dating show where he has to whittle 26 girls (A-Z) down to one.

"OK ladies and gentlemen, we have two contestants remaining", announces the presenter, "you have a tough choice to make. Which one of these lovely girls will you take home tonight?"

Theres a long silence as the man thinks for a minute...

"Would you prefer A... or G?" asks the presenter

The man thinks a little longer, then replies, "Yes. Yes I would!"

Is America becoming more misogynistic?

Presenter: "Let's ask this bitch".

Billionaire space tourists are like buses …

You wait ages for one to arrive and then two come along at the same time

(Credit : BBC presenter Bill)

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

The Economy of fiber optics

ThereΒ΄s a presentation on Crypto mining on stage.

Presenter: In 15 minutes minutes we have mined, an incredible 10 bucks in gold.

Audience member Shouts: ThereΒ΄s more gold in Fiber optics than that.

"Complete" or "Finished"?

**Here's your English lesson for the day!**

**"Complete" or "Finished"?**

No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction.

The question put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.

Mr. Balgobin's response: When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship

And the news presenter says "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at my girlfriend, and now it's all kicked off!

Ceremony presenter: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...."

The audience, in unison: "DID YOU JUST ASSUME OUR GENDERS?!"

Presenter joke, Ceremony presenter: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...."

My friend said he's a children's TV presenter.

How spoilt are children these days that they've got their own TVs??

Who wants to be a millionaire presenter Chris Tarrant found guilty of drink driving.

Every time he needs to get somewhere now he has to phone a friend.

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