Presentation Jokes
100 presentation jokes and hilarious presentation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about presentation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Presentation Short Jokes
Short presentation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The presentation humour may include short presenter jokes also.
- A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present? - I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy.
- I bought my wife a fridge as an anniversary present. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
- What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
- My friend just gave me a presentation on why I should invest in his sword making business. He made some excellent points.
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - It's refreshing to see a President keeping his campaign promises. Although I'm not entirely sure rotating people through the cabinet counts as creating jobs but the effort is certainly present.
- How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents…
- "Give blood, give blood, give blood" everyone says... And then they're all freaked out when they unwrap their presents.
- Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
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Presentation One Liners
Which presentation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with presentation? I can suggest the ones about display and appearance.
- Santa is nearby... I can sense his presents
- Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents? Because he was on the Nautilus...
- So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
- What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics.
- Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect
- Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide
- I bought my wife a book on Mindfulness... ... but she didn't appreciate the present.
- Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty.
- What is the worst present for a person with Alzheimer? A boomerang.
- What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction.
- The puzzle that I got as a present said 3-5 years I finished it in 20 minutes
- The Jedi know what we're getting for Christmas They have sensed our presents
- Why is it impossible to sneak up on Santa? He can always feel your presents.
- What's the best birthday present in the world? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
- What does a slavemaster use to buy his slaves presents? Mastercard.
Opening Presentation Jokes
Here is a list of funny opening presentation jokes and even better opening presentation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I bought my girlfriend a fridge for valentine's day.. A bit of an unconventional present, I know!
But you should have seen her face light up when she opened it. - What did the guy without hands get for christmas? We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
- My wife opened one of her birthday presents early, saying that it was "practically screaming out at her" That's the last time I buy her an orphan
- Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas? Me neither. He couldn't open his presents.
- People said opening my present would be challenging Turns out it was a piece of cake
- What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts
- Asked for a Bitcoin for Christmas Opened up my present to find a quarter with a bite mark
- Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas...
Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it! - I gave my amputee friend his birthday present It's a pair of gloves!
I'm still waiting for him to Open it up... - When is the best time to open a gift? Right now.
There's no time like the present.
Presentation Opening Jokes
Here is a list of funny presentation opening jokes and even better presentation opening puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone.
- "Aww...Nuts" Said the squirrel when she opened her birthday present.
- People told me getting my girlfriend a refridgerator for her birthday present was a bad idea. But her face lit up when she opened it.
- Women are like presents. Once I've opened them, I can see if they're useful.
- I got my wife a fridge for Christmas. Should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
I got her a prosthetic leg too. Not as her main present, just as a stocking filler... - I was wondering when I should open my Christmas gifts this year But really there's no time like the present
- Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician..... It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
- When do Germans open their christmas presents? After nein
- I have very bad addiction to wrapping gifts. Every time I open a present, I end up rewrapsing.
Great Presentation Jokes
Here is a list of funny great presentation jokes and even better great presentation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I have no problem buying Tampons for my wife, I'm a fairly modern man But apparently, they don't make a great birthday present.
- What is a great gift for a struggling rock band? Stage presents.
- It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great. It was in tense.
- "I bet that you can wrap Christmas presents with your eyes closed, I said to my wife. "I probably could, she laughed.
"Great I'll just go and get yours , I replied. - Christmas with the family While I greatly enjoy the presence of their company, I prefer the company of their presents.
- Who delivers christmas presents to great white babies? Santa Jaws
- Watches are a great gift There's no better present than the time
Powerpoint Presentation Jokes
Here is a list of funny powerpoint presentation jokes and even better powerpoint presentation puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My boss told me to make a PowerPoint presentation about water parks. There's loads of slides.
- Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation.
- A quick laugh from work What do you call it when Kelsey Grammer is giving a PowerPoint presentation?
Slideshow Bob - How good was PowerPoint in the presentation? He was EXCELlent
- Me: Finished PowerPoint presentation Class: applause
- What do you say to a Spanish guy with a good powerpoint presentation?
- Do you why I never excel during a meeting? Because I use powerpoint for my presentation, of course.
Amusing Presentation Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about presentation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean profile jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make presentation pranks.
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When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a c**... during s**....
All the slides were just pictures of me.
My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before.
I replied, "Yes just once."
The doctor asked, "What was it like?"
I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."
I told my wife she had to buy me a fathers day present.
I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarrage?
I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it.
So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense.
Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids...
...shame really, they would have loved a kitten.
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I wouldn't say Scotsmen are cheap but...
A Scotsmen and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the most expensive restaurants in The world. After the meal their waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "that's all right laddie just g**... the check to me".
Headlines in the local newspaper next day read: "Jewish ventriloquist found beaten to death".
Husband send a text to his wife
Husband's text:
>Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.
Paula brought me to the Hospital.
Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.
Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches.
I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of my right foot is a possibility.
Love you.
Wife's response:
>Who's Paula?
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My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have s**.... This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present.
So far she's getting a McChicken.
I just bought some presents for my epileptic girlfriend's birthday
Just a few small gifts, nothing too flashy.
To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present
They're due back at the library today.
On my way for the latest Porsche presentation..
the airport officials requested the purpose of my flight.
I wrote down "I'm here for the newest 911".
Best regards from Guantanamo.
USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture
The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.
How does Darth Vader know what he's getting for Christmas?
He feels his presents
(This is my only Christmas joke and I am deeply ashamed of that)
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My wife said if I bought her one more s**... present, she would burn it
So I bought her a candle. That showed her.
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to Mother? Who does everything she says?"
The five kids answered in union. "Okay, Dad. You get the toy."
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"
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I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.
USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.
* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week
She said: "Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of small diamonds."
I asked her: "What do you think it means?"
She smiled and said: "I don't know..."
Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present.
I still don't know why she didn't like this book called 'Dreams and their Meanings'.
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
Thank you honey, she says, Is there anything I can bring back for you?
He laughs, and says, An Italian girl!
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, How was the trip?
Very good, she replies.
And what happened to my present?
Which present? she asks.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!
Oh, that. I did what I could. We'll just have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl.
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A young lady sitting alone in a restaurant when maitre'd approaches with a presentable looking gentlemen
\- I am sorry. We are overbooked, but i see you have a sit available at your table. Would you mind if this gentlemen shares a table with you?
She agrees. And before taking his sit the gentlemen introduces himself.
\- Hello, My name is John Smith. I am a politician, but I want to let you know that I am a honest person.
She says:
\- It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Natasha, I am a high-priced p**..., but i want to let you know that i am a v**....
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
Thank you honey, she says, Is there anything I can bring back for you?
He laughs, and says, An Italian girl!
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, How was the trip?
Very good, she replies.
And what happened to my present?
Which present? she asks.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!
Oh, that. I did what I could. We'll just have to wait 9 months to see if it's a girl.
Santa Claus will be allowed to go out and deliver presents without speading Covid-19
He has spent the last year in the North Pole in Ice-olation
A guy murders his parents.
He is presented in front of a judge and he begs the judge to show mercy while delivering his punishment.
The judge says to him, "You killed your own parents. Why would I show mercy to you?"
The guy looks at the judge and says, "Well, because I am an orphan."
birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present...
I didn't get you one.
An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continue on our present course all life on earth will be gone in 50 years
A member of the audience jumped to his feet and cried out in panic, "What? What did you say?!"
The environmentalist solemnly repeated, "I said if we continue the way we are that every man, woman, and child on earth will be gone in fifty years."
The man sat down in relief and said, "Oh, thank God. I thought you said *fifteen* years."
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A drunkard was brought to court for dunkenis behavior
The Judge addressed the drunkard, "You have been brought here for drinking."
Drunkard, "Thank you very much your honour. Let's start."
All, present in the court, burst out laughing.
b**... the gavel, the Judge said, "Order."
Drunkard, "For me Whiskey with Soda please."
I received a wedding invitation.
It read, "Your presence itself is a present. We don't want any presents at the wedding."
After re-reading it repeatedly, I concluded that I was not invited. So I decided not to attend.
As Steven Weinberg was finishing the presentation of his contributions to the Standard Model, a colleague asks:
"This work is incredible. Do you understand the gravity of what you've done?"
Weinberg: "No, weren't you listening? That's the only force we don't understand."
(I'm sorry for this terrible and obscure joke, feel free to downvote.)
At a university there was a dean who cared about others and showed exemplary behavior. One day an angel appeared at a faculty conference.
The angel said as a reward for his good deeds that God would give him his choice of eternal riches, eternal wisdom, or eternal beauty.
The dean chose eternal wisdom without hesitation.
"Good," said the angel, disappearing into a cloud of smoke.
Everyone present turned their gazes to the dean, who was illuminated by a faint halo.
A colleague whispered, "Tell me something."
The dean, who had gained eternal wisdom, sighed and said, "I should have chosen eternal riches."
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Yo mama so old...
In school, history was called present.
Schrödinger's Russian soldier is a famous physics thought experiment,
which presents a paradox in which a Russian in Ukraine is somehow simultaneously both alive and dead.
A friend of mine knows I'm a baker and asked for a cake as a wedding present
I told him I can't do it for free I am sorry.
He asked why and I said
Sorry, I knead the dough...
A man's wife decides to take up meditation, among other things
The man asked his wife why she was doing meditation. And she answered that she was feeling lost and trying to find herself.
So the man went and printed out a map of their local area, then made a pen mark where their house was on the map with a caption that said "You are here". Then presented the map put in a picture frame to his wife.
That bought him a week on the couch with a sign that said "You sleep here"
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
