Present Tense Jokes
23 present tense jokes and hilarious present tense puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about present tense that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Present Tense Short Jokes
Short present tense jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The present tense humour may include short past tense jokes also.
- I had posted this on Clean Jokes, just thought you guys would appreciate it. So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense. - Teacher: "What is the present tense for the sentence 'I killed someone'?"
Student: "The present tense would be 'I am in prison.'" - The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are all sitting in a bar together. What a tense atmosphere.
- It was fun watching a Christmas carol. The ghosts of Christmas past, present and future were great. It was in tense.
- Siri: The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
I did have to ask for a joke in English, as the first time Siri said she would, but I wouldn't understand a joke in her language.
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Present Tense One Liners
Which present tense one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with present tense? I can suggest the ones about present perfect and present time.
- So...the past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
- Why is nostalgia like grammar? We find the present tense and the past perfect
- The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*
- Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense
- When separating, what did present tense say to future tense? See you later.
- It wasn't that I didn't like my future present It's just it was two tense.
- Future, Present and Past were having an argument It was getting pretty tense
- Why doesn't past like present or future tense? Because they're too tense together.
Hilarious Present Tense Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about present tense you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean present jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make present tense pranks.
Present tense of cloud?
As I was saying goodnight to my 10 year old son this evening he said:
I saw a bunch of clouds while we were out hiking today. I wonder which one holds my data...
I groaned as I closed his bedroom door. He'll make a great dad someday!
Cynical Meanings
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.