Present Simple Jokes
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Math in the real world
Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presented a lesson on simple and compound interest, one of my older students approached me in the hallway. "You really taught me a great deal about my life yesterday," he said. "I realized I've been struggling with a lack of interest, compounded daily, for thirty years."
Anyone know a good joke about cigarettes and ethics?
I'm doing a presentation about the subject and I would love to throw in some humor, but I can't think of anything that is quick and simple. Any jokes you can loan me? =P
Thanks for reading/posting.
Teacher to Student...?
Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
Best Salesman of the year
At a sales conference, one of the awards went to Matthew for best salesman. He'd sold a record quantity of mouthwash. After he'd been presented with his award, he was asked for the secret of his success.
Oh it's simple really, said Matthew. I set up a mobile stall during rush-hour and give away free samples of a 'new meat paste'.
When people ask me what it contains, I tell them it has venison, herbs and natural bull droppings.
As they heave and spit it out, I ask them if they'd like to buy a bottle of our mouthwash.
A man was shopping for a present for his daughter ....
He stumbled across a shop that makes customised, inflatable dolls.
He decided to purchase a simple doll and went over to the shopkeeper.
"D'you want a boy doll or a girl doll?" asked the shopkeeper.
"A girl please, it's for my daughter."
"Do you want the doll to be white or black?"
"White, thank you."
"Okay, and would you like the doll to be Christian or Muslim? Muslim costs a little more."
Startled, the man replied "What does religion have to do with a doll? And why does a Muslim one cost more?"
"Well", the shopkeeper replied, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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