The Best 8 Prescriptio Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Prescriptio jokes. There are some prescriptio sunglasses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these prescriptio trouble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Prescriptio Jokes and Puns

The Prescription

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia?

when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day

My husband's new prescription glasses is not working

He still can't see things my way.

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Prescription drug recall

The pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a recall for two of their drugs which were accidentally switched. An antidepressant and a drug to treat erectile dysfunction.

This explains why my grandfather has been so moody yet my grandmother has been so happy!

Would anyone like some prescription drugs?

Tiger Wood


Where do you get your prescription filled in Italy?

At the Pharmigian

[NSFW] My doctor was having trouble writing my prescriptio,

I said: "Doctor, you've got a rectal thermometer in your hand!"

He replied: "Dammit! Some asshole's got my pen!"

Prescription sunglasses are sunglasses with anti theft

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the prescriptio valium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working prescriptio anti piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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