Preschooler Jokes

5 preschooler jokes and hilarious preschooler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about preschooler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Comical Preschooler Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good preschooler joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A prisoner spent a month digging an escape tunnel and finally came out in the playground of a preschool.

He jumped around with excitement yelling "I'm free, I'm free". A small girl looked up at him and said, "Big b**... deal, I'm four".

What's the difference between a pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters?

I don't know man I just fly the drones

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend.

I caught my wife of 7 years cheating with my best friend, whom I had known since preschool. I can't believe they'd do this to me.
Listen, I'm not a bad guy. I'll grant you that my wife was upset that I was always beating her, and my best friend? He was simply jealous of how much money and property I had.
At my wit's end, I was so angry that when I caught them, I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

Ugly Faces

One fine day in a preschool....
Child: -makes ugly faces-
Teacher: Stop it
Child: Why?
Teacher: When I was your age, my teacher told me if I make ugly faces, it'll stay that way
Child: Oh, you didn't listen did you?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about preschooler can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of preschooler puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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