Preschool Teacher Jokes
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Ugly Faces
One fine day in a preschool....
Child: -makes ugly faces-
Teacher: Stop it
Child: Why?
Teacher: When I was your age, my teacher told me if I make ugly faces, it'll stay that way
Child: Oh, you didn't listen did you?
A middle-aged teacher named Mrs. Jackson saw one of her first grade boys making rude faces at the preschoolers on the playground
She said "You know, Liam, when I was a little girl I was told that if I made ugly faces it might freeze and stay like that."
Liam replied "Well sorry Mrs. Jackson, but you can't say you weren't warned.
I pulled my kid out of pre-school because they were indoctrinating him into a socialist liberal mindset
Today, his teacher was teaching him how to share.
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial."
What's the difference between a physician and a preschool teacher?
One has a job with patients, the other has the patience of Job.
Timmy Learns to Count
A preschool teacher asked her students in class, "who can count from one to ten?"
Little 3-year old Timmy swiftly raised his hand, "I can!" and started counting "one, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
The teacher is impressed, "Well done Timmy! Who taught you that?"
"My uncle Bobby!" Timmy said.
"Can you count past ten?" The teacher asked Timmy.
"That's easy!" Timmy continued, "Jack, Queen, King..."
If Laywers learn at pre-law but Doctors learn at pre-med, where do Teachers learn at?
Pre-school
Johnny was a preschool student who did not know grammar or math very well.
While in class, his teacher asked: "what's 2+2?"
Johnny answered: "I four get."
In preschool, I became friends with a little girl
I showed her mine, and she showed me hers. However, a preschool teacher found out about it, and I was fired.
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